Oolite Bulletins

Chrisfs wrote:

I'm the best. My deadly reputation precedes me. Whichever galaxy I am in, I never met any other players only game controlled ships. all the players have already fled upon news of my impending arrival.



494 kills. I don't actually kill all that much.

What's your killrate? (see the table on the first page so you can work it out).

That commander has about that score, but has been blowing things up for quite a long time and doing contracts that pay ¢100,000+ profits & stuffed full of narcotics buy @ <1 sell @ >90 usually in a boacc but occasionally in a Falcon/Pallas. After completing Assassins he/she/it always jumps via witchspace and engages with Thargoids, coaxing Thargons out (5 extra kills per Thargoid). Ten contracts net ¢1m+ and after a year or 2 it soon mounts up. Usually though it is more "fun" to fly something else, and those commanders have low scores. They all kill viper gangs with Q-mines, however..

..and speaking of viper gangs, the local representatives have taken to patrolling the night-city hot-spots in tasteful red Hummers with sidepanels checky and sundry bling..

Maybe yon ancient commander is not a very good comparison. Recent start-ups are more interesting (but Cdr ZZ does all the missions first), and at present I'm doing something else so no Commanders are doing anything, not to mention RL™ intruding ridiculousnesses at every opportunity.

Chrisfs wrote:

I'm the best. My deadly reputation precedes me. Whichever galaxy I am in, I never met any other players only game controlled ships. all the players have already fled upon news of my impending arrival.

Only You Can Save Mankind.

(signed) The SqueeWee Captain.

(ps you owe me a new keyboard - I'm having to type this on the wife's laptop since my pc just suffered a coffee-induced keyboard kill... )

Chrisfs wrote:

I'm the best. My deadly reputation precedes me. Whichever galaxy I am in, I never met any other players only game controlled ships. all the players have already fled upon news of my impending arrival.

This is for you.

Commander McLane wrote:

Chrisfs wrote:

I'm the best. My deadly reputation precedes me. Whichever galaxy I am in, I never met any other players only game controlled ships. all the players have already fled upon news of my impending arrival.

This is for you.

When is that going to include the rest of us

Frame wrote:

Commander McLane wrote:

Chrisfs wrote:

I'm the best. My deadly reputation precedes me. Whichever galaxy I am in, I never met any other players only game controlled ships. all the players have already fled upon news of my impending arrival.

This is for you.

When is that going to include the rest of us

Have you submitted your entry? I don't seem to have it?!?

well i did have it at around 13 kills, but then mr butter fingers showed up and i dropped my laptop, right on the hard drive, when it was stil on, so it broke that so i am now currently on 2 kills.

0235 wrote:

well i did have it at around 13 kills, but then mr butter fingers showed up and i dropped my laptop, right on the hard drive, when it was stil on, so it broke that so i am now currently on 2 kills.

Carry on - I want the lowest kill rate too (currently about 0.0001 per day)

DaddyHoggy wrote:

(currently about 0.0001 per day)

If my math is right that's 64 million days to reach Elite rating.
(Someone correct me if that's wrong).

Commander McLane wrote:

Frame wrote:

Commander McLane wrote:

This is for you.

When is that going to include the rest of us

Have you submitted your entry? I don't seem to have it?!?

yes months ago, and someone wrote about how he killed me, so I supposed you where working on version 0.9+ something

Oh, yeah! Which means that you're already out there in the wild.

I currently have 793 Kills (Dangerous).

Thank You!

JazHaz, what about making the tables a top 10?

Fits more people that way, might encourage contribution

Fleet Commander Phoenix wrote:

I currently have 793 Kills (Dangerous).

Not enough to get on the Elite Rating table. However what is your kill rate per day?

Lestradae wrote:

JazHaz, what about making the tables a top 10?

Fits more people that way, might encourage contribution

It's an idea. Made it a top 5 as that was what the Acorn Arcade site had.