With the death of the imageshack links in this post, here's an edited version with new links.
Galactic Co-operative of Worlds
Police Update on Orb Sightings.
Today we had a further report of Orb sightings from a very shaken trader.
The following information is taken from excerpts of his interview with the local
Ramaza authorities.
'I had just jumped into Ramaza space when my ship spotted an 'asteroid' rapidly overtaking me!'
'Bugger me!'
- Try to stay calm sir -
'Not an asteroid, whatever the scanner said.
Never seen anything like it! Tiny sod, passed quite close to me.'
'Next thing I know a bloody great
Thargoid carrier turns up, and along with one of their battle-ships and a
Terroriser starts blasting away at the witchspace buoy - which went bang pretty quickly.'
'Pretty damn sure something went BANG in my pants too, if you know what I mean!'
- Now, now Sir, we don't tolerate faecal-oriented language here on Ramaza -
'Then, poof! From nowhere this bloody great pulsating thing, thing appears in front of me...'
- We don't tolerate that kind of filthy talk either -
'Um-yes, my scanner went berserk too! Worst asteroid storm I've ever seen, but no asteroids!
Lots of little fireworks.'
'Then BANG! Another great throbbing... Ow!
You hit me!'
- You were warned about your language. -
- Officer Beeble, please note the gentleman just tripped over, sustaining a nasty bruise to the cranial area -
'The Thargoids start shooting, and the whole cloud of them goes straight in! Reminds me of piranha.'
'Here's a photo of them closing in. Funny, they never once took any notice of me. I just let them shoot it out, didn't get involved.'
'This is the last shot before I passed out. One of those throb... ships is chasing the Thargoids.
Just caught the start of the next explosion silhouetted over Ramaza before it caught up with me.'
Some serious offences, we think you will agree.
We fully support the Ramaza police in their zero-tolerance stance with regard to the use of foul and salacious language in front of their officers.
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Original post (Jan 13, 2007)
Orb on wiki (with download links)
Edited to correct typo