Oolite Bulletins

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:

Cmdr James wrote:

the thing that makes a rabbit special is

You seem to know an awful lot about rabbit vibrators...

Too much, I'd say.

Though the phrase "rabbit vibrator" brought to mind the image of a rabbit in a paint can shaker....

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hagomato: https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... le&u=17750

DaddyHoggy wrote:

I forgot to mention I was going to be offline for a few days

That's master assassins for you... come and go as they please. A law unto themselves!

El Viejo wrote:

DaddyHoggy wrote:

I forgot to mention I was going to be offline for a few days

That's master assassins for you... come and go as they please. A law unto themselves!

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affernork = https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... le&u=17766

Obvious spammer in need of an obvious beheading. Here comes my axe...

*CHOP* <thunk thunk thud>

Another entry on SFS for one on the watch list,
(Not related to our one – all still clean there)

Maybe worth an eyeballing,

https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.p ... le&u=17772

Nothing on SFS. Google brings up a smorgasbord of profiles with most of them inactive for a few years now.

(Seems clean)

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goldenuser2012: https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.p ... le&u=17788
Two SFS hits. Killit.

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One to watch? Clean on Google and SFS, but spammy sensors are a tinglin'

encameovalowl
https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... le&u=17801

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eRepublika = https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... le&u=17808

Caught pimping a game based on the current global financial meltdown. To shame!!

Sentenced to summary execution. Off with his head!
*CHOP* <thunk thunk thud>

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Adoseonew
https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... le&u=17813

@Cmdr Wyvern:

Unlike with battleaxes, using katanas require finesse.

Make sure of your footing. Hold the katana in front of you, perpendicular to the ground, with your dominant hand directly beneath the "tsuba," or guard. Hold your other hand about 15 cm down on the "tsuka," or handle. The little finger on your dominant hand should grip the handle as tightly as possible. The ring finger should grip it slightly less tightly, the middle finger still less tightly and so on up your hand. The index finger of your dominant hand should rest very lightly on the tsuka. Once you're certain the opponent will be sufficiently within your "maai", or strike range, you can <swishchopslicecuthack, bissect > - fatality!
(pose for a immobile pregnant pause for added coolness)
("chiburi", or swing the blood off the blade and sheet it in a single motion for even more coolness)
<plopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplop>


I call this technique the "16-bit net spammer dicer" - and if the target is barefoot, I can also deliver the 32-bit version with only three more cuts.

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:

@Cmdr Wyvern:

Unlike with battleaxes, using katanas require finesse.

Make sure of your footing. Hold the katana in front of you, perpendicular to the ground, with your dominant hand directly beneath the "tsuba," or guard. Hold your other hand about 15 cm down on the "tsuka," or handle. The little finger on your dominant hand should grip the handle as tightly as possible. The ring finger should grip it slightly less tightly, the middle finger still less tightly and so on up your hand. The index finger of your dominant hand should rest very lightly on the tsuka. Once you're certain the opponent will be sufficiently within your "maai", or strike range, you can <swishchopslicecuthack, bissect > - fatality!
(pose for a immobile pregnant pause for added coolness)
("chiburi", or swing the blood off the blade and sheet it in a single motion for even more coolness)
<plopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplop>


I call this technique the "16-bit net spammer dicer" - and if the target is barefoot, I can also deliver the 32-bit version with only three more cuts.

I too could use a sword, or slip a dagger into them, or gut them with my bare claws, or maul them with my fangs.
I could shoot them with my Springfield .308 National Match in Draganov style stock, or a Lance & Ferman laser rifle, or a handblaster, or a Desert Eagle .44, or lob artillery shells at them. Or deploy a tactical nuke.

Or continue to drop an axe on their necks.

At the end of the day it doesn't matter how the spammer meets his well deserved fate, my friend. All that matters is that another spammer is put out of commission.

Cmdr Wyvern wrote:

I too could use a sword, or slip a dagger into them, or gut them with my bare claws, or maul them with my fangs.

So your anatomy give you a few different options. Other than that, sounds like fun!

I could shoot them with my Springfield .308 National Match in Dragunov style stock, or a Lance & Ferman laser rifle, or a handblaster, or a Desert Eagle .44,

Effective, but uncool.

or lob artillery shells at them. Or deploy a tactical nuke.

Or continue to drop an axe on their necks.

Artillery? Its coolness depends on the gun - it should be a classic, oversized, or both; I'm not below spreading a spammer all over the landscape with the 88 from time to time...

Now, battleaxes and tactical nukes are cool - very cool, if they're frakkin' huge!

At the end of the day it doesn't matter how the spammer meets his well deserved fate, my friend. All that matters is that another spammer is put out of commission.

Style counts for the lulz, and at the end of the day nothing is cooler than a katana!

Cmdr Wyvern wrote:

I could shoot them with my Springfield .308 National Match in Dragunov style stock, or a Lance & Ferman laser rifle, or a handblaster, or a Desert Eagle .44,

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:

Effective, but uncool.

Hold the personal comm unit! Are you implying that Hesperus - another card holding member of the Precision Arms Appreciation Society - and his Match certified Mauser are uncool? How can picking one's prey off, with one shot, at distance beyond a mile be uncool?

Ok, the Eagle isn't a distance firearm. But have you seen what a hollowpoint .44 magnum slug does to spam? One word: Splat!

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:

Now, battleaxes and tactical nukes are cool - very cool, if they're frakkin' huge!

Well... A nuclear warhead isn't very big these days. They can pack 'em in suitcases, doncha know. But it's got a frakkin' huge boom! Blows up entire Hiroshimas and stuff.