Thanks for encouraging my madness. If it was exposed how long time I sometimes use on a small detail, like some obscure logo or researching the British equivalent of some cultural phenomena, in some of the ads (not this one though), they would surely come to take me away.
BTW. I guess there's no reason to keep it hidden, since the lobstoid bordello was at least as tasteless - it just looked better than a Capybara with mascara eyes and lipstick mouth crudely pasted on.
300 billboards in Your Ad Here!
Astromines and more in Commies. AVAILABLE HERE along with other Oolite eXpansion Packs.
Don't know if it's possible to put two specific (linked) ads onto both sides of the same board, but if so then there's got to be a role for Boorma-Shave ads:
You can't win love
with homing missiles...
...use Boorma-Shave
on those spacer's brissiles!
(No decent graphics package to hand -- maybe see what I can do at a later date...)
She's alright and everything....
But she's human! Far too much <shudder> bare skin. Now a cute little Feline chick, with her fur nicely combed and styled.
Hey, TGHC, congratulation on your promotion to spam assassin!
Now, what do I have to do to earn the title of "Borderline Psychotic Lecturer"?
You know those who, having been mugged and stabbed, fired, dog run over, house burned down, wife eloped with best friend, daughters becoming prostitutes and their countries invaded - still say that "all is well"?
I'm obviously not one of them.