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Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:59 pm
by Cody
Smivs wrote:
And what with developments in northern Syria, you fear the Kurds are going to cop it pretty soon as well.
They've been copping it for decades! Having spent some time in Kurdistan, I have a liking for the Kurds.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:10 pm
by Disembodied
Donald Trump wrote:
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
Donald Trump questions the legitimacy of the election that he won.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:02 pm
by Cody
<sniggers>
Monster Raving Loony Party candidate wrote:
We have to make unicorns a protected species. They are magical and invisible animals and the first one that appears will be shot, so as a protected species they can reappear and breed again. If you don't usually vote then vote unusually.
If Trump can become POTUS, then perhaps...

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:28 am
by Smivs
Donald Trump wrote:
This is really a bigger job than I thought.'
Yes, he's referring to the Presidency.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:26 pm
by Disembodied
We're building self-driving cars and planning Mars missions - but we haven't even figured out how to make sure people's vacuum cleaners don't join botnets.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:32 pm
by Smivs
Yeah, they'll develop a collective intelligence one day and suck us!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:06 pm
by Cody
The US Supreme Court has sided with Samsung in the South Korean company's long-running patent fight with Apple.
This has dragged on for five years - and counting. Rounded corners? Madness!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:15 am
by spud42
madness.. the apple way lol....... we stole the idea so no one else is allowed to....

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:09 am
by Cody
"... regular use of social networking such as Facebook can negatively affect your emotional well-being and satisfaction with life".
<guffaws>

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:30 pm
by Cody
A second £5 note engraved with a tiny portrait of Jane Austen and said to be worth up to £50,000 has been found in a Christmas card.
Moral dilemma - would you tell the person who sent it?

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:57 pm
by Cody
The real threat to global critical infrastructure is not enemy states or organisations but squirrels, according to one security expert.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:16 pm
by Disembodied
An early contender for Typo of the Year:

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Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:24 pm
by Cody
<sniggers> That's a cracker! Almost looks deliberate...

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:05 pm
by Cody
London's Saatchi Gallery is planning a new exhibition to explore the importance of selfies as an art form.
<sobs>

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:52 pm
by UK_Eliter
Good stuff in this thread! I'll try to keep the thread in mind and find something to add to it.