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Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:35 pm
by Smivs
Stupid bloody primates!
They leave the trees, evolve into upright bipeds then think they can still climb trees.
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:59 am
by Cody
Perhaps she was pushed... or maybe she was tombstoning.
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:08 pm
by Smivs
Perhaps it was an attempt to achieve immortality as the first winner of the Darwin Awards. Perversely, it worked!
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:19 am
by Cody
Apple has always been about doing the right thing.
<sniggers>
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:59 am
by Smivs
Research conducted in 1980 found a 68 kilogram human would need to eat at least 1.3 kilograms of the hottest chillies in one sitting for the peppers to have a lethal effect.
Ignobel awards meets Darwin Awards?
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:33 am
by toudi_sk
hmm,
chilli you say?, don´t try this at home kids
I realy love chilly, but those girls are totally stupid
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:50 am
by Smivs
Brilliant!
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:41 am
by Cody
Good grief... where's my gun?
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:46 am
by toudi_sk
I have a bottle of chilli vodka (1 800 000 SHU) and it is a pure madness to drink a few drops in glass
I do napoleonics era as the
Austrian gunner, first bottle lasted me over a year to drink and went to the Napoleonic Wars, maybe 6 times in the same year,
and offers all participants in each camp, I suspect that everyone now has become a wanted poster with my portrait
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:23 pm
by Cody
Wayne Algenio of Jamaica, Queens, broke the world record at the Puckerbutt Pepper Company's Smokin' Ed's Reaper Eating Challenge at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo in Brooklyn on April 24, 2016 by eating 22 Carolina Reapers in 60 seconds.
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:23 pm
by toudi_sk
ouch
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:21 pm
by Cody
Masturbating in public is not a crime, the Italian supreme court has ruled, even if it is done so with the clear aim of being seen by other members of the public.
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:50 pm
by Smivs
When in Rome.....
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:33 am
by Cody
Perception Prize - Atsuki Higashiyama and Kohei Adachi, for investigating whether things look different when you bend over and view them between your legs.
<sniggers> Yes, it's the
Ig Nobel Prizes again.
Re: Quote of the week!
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:26 am
by Cody
Cupertino's customers are conditioned to be extremely loyal to the brand and take whatever Tim Cook and co hand out, whereas Microsoft has spent decades expertly fostering resentment.
