Quote of the week!

[Smivs]

Stupid bloody primates!
They leave the trees, evolve into upright bipeds then think they can still climb trees.

[Cody]

Perhaps she was pushed... or maybe she was tombstoning.

[Smivs]

Perhaps it was an attempt to achieve immortality as the first winner of the Darwin Awards. Perversely, it worked!

[Cody]

Apple has always been about doing the right thing.

<sniggers>

[Smivs]

Research conducted in 1980 found a 68 kilogram human would need to eat at least 1.3 kilograms of the hottest chillies in one sitting for the peppers to have a lethal effect.

Ignobel awards meets Darwin Awards?

[toudi_sk]

hmm, chilli you say?, don´t try this at home kids
I realy love chilly, but those girls are totally stupid

[Smivs]

Brilliant!

[Cody]

Good grief... where's my gun?

[toudi_sk]

I have a bottle of chilli vodka (1 800 000 SHU) and it is a pure madness to drink a few drops in glass

I do napoleonics era as the Austrian gunner, first bottle lasted me over a year to drink and went to the Napoleonic Wars, maybe 6 times in the same year,
and offers all participants in each camp, I suspect that everyone now has become a wanted poster with my portrait

[Cody]

Wayne Algenio of Jamaica, Queens, broke the world record at the Puckerbutt Pepper Company's Smokin' Ed's Reaper Eating Challenge at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo in Brooklyn on April 24, 2016 by eating 22 Carolina Reapers in 60 seconds.

[toudi_sk]

ouch

[Cody]

Masturbating in public is not a crime, the Italian supreme court has ruled, even if it is done so with the clear aim of being seen by other members of the public.

[Smivs]

When in Rome.....

[Cody]

Perception Prize - Atsuki Higashiyama and Kohei Adachi, for investigating whether things look different when you bend over and view them between your legs.

<sniggers> Yes, it's the Ig Nobel Prizes again.

[Cody]

Cupertino's customers are conditioned to be extremely loyal to the brand and take whatever Tim Cook and co hand out, whereas Microsoft has spent decades expertly fostering resentment.