Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:54 pm
All works by David TW Hughes, also known as Selezen, advertised under the banner of Seldar Shipyards, heretofore referred to as The Products, are hereby protected under the Tionislan World Agency for Trade* Intellectual Property Law (Modified Electronic Media, Revision 439, Volume VII, Chapter II, Subsection a sub-paragraph iii, microdot alpha-three-seven).
Any and all use of The Product without express permission for each instance of execution will be classed as breach of copyright and fair use.
Standard recompense for breach of this agreement will be a fine of not less than £3000 per kilobyte of memory used. Should the memory usage increase to over 1Mb used, the copyright breacher will be required to pay damages of one (1) chicken tikka masala with keema naan (no rice) within 48 hours.
Should the copyright breaker still persist in this act for a further three occasions, the copyright holder will personally visit the abode of the individual and show them holiday photos on a mobile phone screen for a period of no less than seven (7) hours. This will be done on a day when the copyright holder's IBS is playing up and he has just eaten all the chicken tikka masala awarded for previous breaches of the agreement.
Harcopies of this agreement can be found in the recycle bin at the Agency for Trade office on Tionisla Coriolis 3.
* check the initials...hee hee
Any and all use of The Product without express permission for each instance of execution will be classed as breach of copyright and fair use.
Standard recompense for breach of this agreement will be a fine of not less than £3000 per kilobyte of memory used. Should the memory usage increase to over 1Mb used, the copyright breacher will be required to pay damages of one (1) chicken tikka masala with keema naan (no rice) within 48 hours.
Should the copyright breaker still persist in this act for a further three occasions, the copyright holder will personally visit the abode of the individual and show them holiday photos on a mobile phone screen for a period of no less than seven (7) hours. This will be done on a day when the copyright holder's IBS is playing up and he has just eaten all the chicken tikka masala awarded for previous breaches of the agreement.
Harcopies of this agreement can be found in the recycle bin at the Agency for Trade office on Tionisla Coriolis 3.
* check the initials...hee hee