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Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:20 pm
by Cody
If society collapsed and there were no shops to buy food from and not enough time to grow crops and my family and two cats were starving, I would cook and eat the family to keep me and the cats going 'til we could find something better.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:04 pm
by Cody
Teflon Tony wrote:
I will be with you, whatever...
Hmm...

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Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:20 pm
by Cody
The zoo took delivery of the animal on Wednesday but on Thursday morning they discovered it had escaped.
Must be the lynx effect.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:31 pm
by Disembodied
Cody wrote:
Must be the lynx effect.
:lol:
"I've got some good gnus for you, and some bad gnus for you …"

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 3:30 pm
by Disembodied
Actually it's good that only 199 people in the country voted for May to be PM, it'll stop me staring suspiciously at faces in the street

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:41 pm
by Cody
When a reporter said he had a few people to apologise to first such as US President Obama - referring to previous ill-judged comments - he said: "The United States will be at the front of the queue."
<chortles> Nice one, Boris!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:40 am
by Disembodied
Apologies for the mix-up with Boris in Foreign Office. I wrote "F OFF" next to his name and the intern got confused.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:18 pm
by Cody
The UN's cultural organisation has listed 17 works by pioneering Franco-Swiss architect Le Corbusier as world heritage sites. Le Corbusier developed a residential housing principle called Unité d'Habitation - he thought the tower block was the solution for re-housing the masses that had been displaced during World War Two.
<spits>

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:03 am
by Mazur
Disembodied wrote:
Apologies for the mix-up with Boris in Foreign Office. I wrote "F OFF" next to his name and the intern got confused.
As a result, the UK will conduct all Foreign Affairs with its Johnson hanging out.

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 12:40 pm
by spud42
LMAO... nice one..

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:15 pm
by Amah
Even though it goes up and down the media these days I still have to grin listening to Mrs Trump being rickroll'd as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KtzdP7mR-4

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:20 pm
by Disembodied
… Boris Johnson, looking more than ever like a nightmare Terry Gilliam had about an Emperor penguin …

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:31 pm
by Cody
<grins>
"Boris," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "But that's not the point!" raged Boris. "The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin!"

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:01 am
by Cody
A commentard wrote:
A sad day for conspiracy theorists. If the current presidential race proves anything - it is that there isn't a secret omniscient omnipotent organisation running things. Possibly a completely incompetent, shadowy organisation, possibly the Milk Marketing Board or the Bately town women's guild.
Another commentard wrote:
Lies and foul slander! We all know that the Milk Marketing Board are the only ones keeping us safe from the machinations of the Potato Council!

Re: Quote of the week!

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:44 am
by Yah-Ta-Hey
http://www.ralafferty.org/works/stories ... crocodile/
7 men control world finances and how common man upset their careful plans. great read.