Brexit vote, the zombie apocalypse and other fallout.

spud42 · Post by **spud42** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:36 pm

Cody wrote:
The nation's youth are perfectly happy picking fruit - in Australia!

Anyway, when's IndyRef2 gonna happen?

yeah Wolf Creek is running out of tourists.... lol http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416315/

maik · Post by **maik** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:10 pm

Disembodied wrote:
As Sterling slides against the Euro

Time to go shopping

Post by **Disembodied** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:22 pm

maik wrote:
Time to go shopping

Can we interest you in some innovative jams and marmalades?

"Jam tomorrow" - there's a slogan for the Tories to rally behind …

maik · Post by **maik** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:44 am

Disembodied wrote:
maik wrote:
Time to go shopping
Can we interest you in some innovative jams and marmalades?

Most certainly! It is chutneys though that got me inspired.

Website · Post by **Cody** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:45 am

I've had a word, and Mark Carney assures me that the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street holds ample reserves of chutney!

Commander Smivs · Post by **Smivs** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:24 am

Cody wrote:
I've had a word, and Mark Carney assures me that the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street holds ample reserves of chutney!

I hear it is now made from polymer so it lasts longer and is harder to counterfeit.

Post by **Disembodied** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:29 am

Of course, it's possible that all this jam stuff might just be a smear campaign.

Website · Post by **Cody** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:32 am

Smivs wrote:
I hear it is now made from polymer so it lasts longer and is harder to counterfeit.

However, chutney laundering remains a major problem!

Post by **Disembodied** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:44 am

maik wrote:
Time to go shopping

Actually, you might want to wait a bit … Sterling just dropped 6% in a "flash crash" in Asia, and Sterling is now trading at below €1 in some airports. Who knows what your Euros might buy tomorrow?

Website · Post by **Cody** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:02 am

Automated buying and selling of shares/currency - what could possibly go wrong?

In other news: HMMLO assembles a dream team - what could possibly go wrong?

Website · Post by **Cody** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:26 am

A consultation gets under way next week on plans for a second Scottish independence referendum, the SNP's Nicola Sturgeon has confirmed.

Ho-hum!

Post by **Disembodied** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:12 pm

First they came for the Marmite, and I did not speak up, because I hate Marmite.

Don't panic about the impending Marmite shortage. Simply make your own by mixing a rotting fox carcass with some tar.

(All in relation to this story, for our non-UK readers.)

spud42 · Post by **spud42** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:07 am

dont panic, we can send you some Vegemite.....

Commander Smivs · Post by **Smivs** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:02 am

spud42 wrote:
dont panic, we can send you some Vegemite.....

That's very kind, thank you.
Unfortunately the critical shortages affecting the UK at the moment seem to be common sense and, I'm afraid, common decency. How on Earth do you combat the ignorance, stupidity and xenophobia that seem to be the hallmarks of this sorry affair?

Website · Post by **Cody** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:23 am

Smivs wrote:
Unfortunately the critical shortages affecting the UK at the moment seem to be common sense and, I'm afraid, common decency.

Not only the UK - the rest of the world ain't exactly brimming with either!

Smivs wrote:
How on Earth do you combat the ignorance, stupidity and xenophobia that seem to be the hallmarks of the human race?

Fixed that one for you! <grins wryly>

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