Oolite Bulletins

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Another...

learnsdzbczsr https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... ile&u=4605

Who wants to learn English... In Israel!

Come now. It's obvious from the username that it's not about learning English, but sdzbczsr. Whether Israel is a good place for learning sdzbczsr, though, I've no clue...

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A trio of terrribles:

Hooninaitaxia - https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... ile&u=4612

Hsjezaibzvtfh - https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... ile&u=4618

boberzayka - https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... ile&u=4619 : https://bb.oolite.space/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9119 Stuff about Egypt belongs in Outworld, not Discussion... And that website might not get you in trouble in Egypt, but in Iran they'll hang you.

And an almost well done effort:

slicaQueues - https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... ile&u=4614

Username actually pronounceable, and location, age and interests are plausible enough (Holland/46/Girls, IT). But slips up horribly with the 1 minute spent on board after registration, plus the setting of every single instant messenger service. (Hey, if you really use all of those, no wonder you don't have any time to spare actually reading the forum...)

CheeseRedux wrote:

(Hey, if you really use all of those, no wonder you don't have any time to spare actually reading the forum...)

... or actually meeting girls, for that matter. (Which might be a good thing in cases like this, mind you! )

Looks around and the neatly sliced corpses, nods approvingly, moves on....

<rubs more choji oil onto katana, humming his favourite spammer tune>

'... and then the harder they come, the harder they fall... one and all!'

** NUKED FROM ORBIT **

https://bb.oolite.space/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9121

I do like slicing off their heads while they're still online - I wonder what happens at their end?

DaddyHoggy wrote:

I wonder what happens at their end?

I've often wondered that... some suitably sarcastic message would be good.

DaddyHoggy wrote:

I wonder what happens at their end?

Their universe collapses?

El Viejo wrote:

... some suitably sarcastic message would be good.

"Your IP has been logged. Your mother has been told."

Alternatively with a "Good luck explaining that one" thrown in for good measure.

Just threaten them with no more Ice Cream....not now, not ever!

And take away their Jellybabies...

CheeseRedux wrote:

And take away their Jellybabies...

Now that reminds me of another thread...

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Iveldwowdudzx - https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... ile&u=4658 - I seem to remember seeing this Russian diet thing before. Is there any way to block these repeat offenders?

Tushguannysab - https://bb.oolite.space/memberlist.php?m ... ile&u=4662 - Well whaddayaknow. Tuns out diabetes is reversible.