"Hoo! Yoos callin my feckin ship a heemasex?"Disembodied wrote:
Some sort of strap line: how about "You can really taste the quirium"? Or just simply "Them's Fightin Words"?
What do you get when you drink Brown Ale?
A ten pound fine and a year's probation,
A bottle of pills and constipation.
Oooooooh, I'll never drink Brown Ale again!
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When do you get when you ship Broon Ale?
All profit lost and Offender rating,
Empty cargopods and Vipers waiting.
Oooooooh, I'll never ship Broon Ale again!