Oolite Bulletins

Selezen wrote:

Fatleaf! Question! We demand it!!

Selezen wrote:

Fatleaf grabs the prize.

Runaway starred Tom Selleck at the height of Magnum's popularity as well as Kirsty Alley (Star Trek Wrath Of Khan) and the aforementioned Joey Kramer. It did badly at the box office and went unnoticed due to the runaway (ha ha) success of the low budget Terminator by unknown director James Cameron and starring the relatively unknown Arnold Schwarzenegger, at that point only known for Conan.

Fatleaf! Question! We demand it!!

Selezen wrote:

Fatleaf! Question! We demand it!!

Smivs wrote:

and something easier than "What links the cane holding up my tomatoes with a dead frog in Paraguay?" please

Fatleaf wrote:

What should you do if life gives you lemons?

El Viejo wrote:

Fatleaf wrote:

What should you do if life gives you lemons?

Ask for tequila and salt?

El Viejo wrote:

Fatleaf wrote:

What should you do if life gives you lemons?

Ask for tequila and salt?

Rese249er wrote:

Squeeze them out into a squirt bottle and spray it into your boss's eyes?

Fatleaf wrote:

Question: What should you do if life gives you lemons?

Gimbal Locke wrote:

Fatleaf wrote:

Question: What should you do if life gives you lemons?

Put an anode & a cathode in them?

During the middle of Chapter 6, The Fall, an automated recording is played of the deceased Cave Johnson. It is told that he is the founder of Aperture Science, has spent years as CEO, and is coming up with new inventions and ideas for the future. Some of his ideas backfired, and one even cost him his life. He received a deadly disease which was caused by the contact of Moon Rocks. At first he is optimistic that his researchers will create a vaccine to save him. Unfortunately as time goes by, his optimism fades, and soon becomes enraged.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Tricky wrote:

Otherwise is it Cave Johnson from Portal 2? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cave-john ... ble-lemons

During the middle of Chapter 6, The Fall, an automated recording is played of the deceased Cave Johnson. It is told that he is the founder of Aperture Science, has spent years as CEO, and is coming up with new inventions and ideas for the future. Some of his ideas backfired, and one even cost him his life. He received a deadly disease which was caused by the contact of Moon Rocks. At first he is optimistic that his researchers will create a vaccine to save him. Unfortunately as time goes by, his optimism fades, and soon becomes enraged.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”