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	<key>missionary01-Adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>Sour</string>
		<string>Angry</string>
		<string>Unhappy</string>
		<string>Frowning</string>
		<string>Ill tempered</string>
		<string>Sulking</string>
		<string>Nasty</string>
		<string>Dour</string>
		<string>Glum</string>
		<string>Morose</string>
		<string>Saturnine</string>
		<string>Dismal</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Chap</string>
		<string>Pal</string>
		<string>Dude</string>
		<string>Guy</string>
		<string>Bloke</string>
		<string>Gent</string>
		<string>Skate</string>
		<string>Mate</string>
		<string>Lad</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-Honorific</key>
	<array>
		<string>Esteemed</string>
		<string>Gentle</string>
		<string>Proud</string>
		<string>Brave</string>
		<string>Strapping</string>
		<string>Lofty</string>
		<string>Genial</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>sour</string>
		<string>angry</string>
		<string>unhappy</string>
		<string>frowning</string>
		<string>ill tempered</string>
		<string>sulking</string>
		<string>nasty</string>
		<string>dour</string>
		<string>glum</string>
		<string>morose</string>
		<string>saturnine</string>
		<string>dismal</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>chap</string>
		<string>pal</string>
		<string>dude</string>
		<string>comrade</string>
		<string>bloke</string>
		<string>gent</string>
		<string>skate</string>
		<string>mate</string>
		<string>lad</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Mercy. Justice. Vigilance.</string>
		<string>I see you.</string>
		<string>You are not unnoticed.</string>
		<string>Looking for Providence?</string>
		<string>Yearning to touch the omniscience?</string>
		<string>Pining for the promised land?</string>
		<string>Are you feeling fulfilled?</string>
		<string>Are you all you can be?</string>
		<string>You appear to need an upgrade.</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>the extensive penance</string>
		<string>mending your ways</string>
		<string>joining a monastery</string>
		<string>the millennia in Purgatory</string>
		<string>that The Eye is merciful</string>
		<string>that The Eye sees everything</string>
		<string>that The Eye is vengeful</string>
		<string>that The Eye is eh.. attentive</string>
		<string>that The Eye is omniscient</string>
		<string>that The Eye is magnanimous</string>
		<string>that The Eye is vindictive</string>
		<string>that The Eye is upon you</string>
		<string>that The Eye is no joke</string>
		<string>that The Eye is not blind</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-preach</key>
	<array>
		<string>Donations are welcome, we have a payment plan.</string>
		<string>Attend our meeting at %H. The pastries are excellent.</string>
		<string>You should really subscribe to our newsletter</string>
		<string>We have the answers</string>
		<string>Join our faith, if we will have you</string>
		<string>Let me help you help yourself help us</string>
		<string>Let us open your eyes and you will never turn from our faith.</string>
		<string>You appear to have a spiritual gap</string>
		<string>Reap the rewards of total submission to The Eye</string>
		<string>Are you not tempted to fly a ship such as mine?</string>
		<string>There really is nothing better than The Eye</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-Adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>Mad</string>
		<string>Deviant</string>
		<string>Triggerhappy</string>
		<string>Blind</string>
		<string>Drunk</string>
		<string>Lobster worshipping</string>
		<string>Murderous</string>
		<string>Evil</string>
		<string>Heteroclite</string>
		<string>Bizarre</string>
		<string>Impractical</string>
		<string>Illogical</string>
		<string>Quixotic</string>
		<string>Unusable</string>
		<string>Nonfunctional</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Darwinist</string>
		<string>Anarchist</string>
		<string>Heretic</string>
		<string>Pagan</string>
		<string>Unbeliever</string>
		<string>Pirate</string>
		<string>Scientist</string>
		<string>Atheist</string>
		<string>Evolutionist</string>
		<string>Fetishist</string>
		<string>Congregant</string>
		<string>Supplicant</string>
		<string>Zealot</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>mad</string>
		<string>deviant</string>
		<string>triggerhappy</string>
		<string>blind</string>
		<string>drunk</string>
		<string>lobster worshipping</string>
		<string>murderous</string>
		<string>evil</string>
		<string>heteroclite</string>
		<string>bizarre</string>
		<string>impractical</string>
		<string>illogical</string>
		<string>quixotic</string>
		<string>unusable</string>
		<string>nonfunctional</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>darwinist</string>
		<string>anarchist</string>
		<string>heretic</string>
		<string>pagan</string>
		<string>unbeliever</string>
		<string>pirate</string>
		<string>scientist</string>
		<string>atheist</string>
		<string>evolutionist</string>
		<string>fetichist</string>
		<string>congregant</string>
		<string>supplicant</string>
		<string>zealot</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Praise The Ooniverse</string>
		<string>Praise Giles</string>
		<string>Excelsior!</string>
		<string>Huzzah!</string>
		<string>What a smashing day in The Creation</string>
		<string>Extol The Creator</string>
		<string>Give thanks to St.Giles</string>
		<string>Glory to The Ooniverse</string>
		<string>Bless His creativity</string>
		<string>Give it up for Giles The Creator</string>
		<string>Hallowed be The Creation of The Ooniverse</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>what Giles would do</string>
		<string>the beauty of creation</string>
		<string>my friends in high places</string>
		<string>my sacred mission</string>
		<string>a free subscription to our newsletter</string>
		<string>the wrath of the creator</string>
		<string>your manners</string>
		<string>what St.Giles would think of this</string>
		<string>the sacrilege to His Creation</string>
		<string>this poor form</string>
		<string>this abuse of The Creation</string>
		<string>how you will sleep tonight</string>
		<string>the awesome power entrusted to you by The Creator</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-preach</key>
	<array>
		<string>Join us. Come get with teh snappy!</string>
		<string>Giles created the Ooniverse</string>
		<string>Praise Giles the Creator</string>
		<string>Join the cause and the fight for the obvious truth of our Creation</string>
		<string>Are you in need of guidance to discover the clear truth behind our existence?</string>
		<string>Giles is The intelligent designer</string>
		<string>Needless to say, our ancestors were not lobsters</string>
		<string>Have you seen your path to the Pool of Pellucid Placidity?</string>
		<string>Do you wish to one day join The Creator at the helm of The Blessed Barque?</string>
		<string>Do you know the joy of sitting behind a walnut dashboard?</string>
		<string>Giles was there at the beginning, Giles will be there at the end</string>
		<string>Giles is the Boatsman who directs The Blessed Barque of Bereavement through the river of life, towards The Pool of Pellucid Placidity</string>
		<string>In the Words of the Holy Giles, Tweak! - or be weak!</string>
		<string>Teach the Controversy! It's uncontroversial</string>
		<string>The Ooniverse is Non-Centric!</string>
		<string>Don't forget to take care of your health, for teh goodness!</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-Adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>Clawless</string>
		<string>Dry footed</string>
		<string>Sweet smelling</string>
		<string>Air breathing</string>
		<string>Nasty nasty</string>
		<string>Lobster eating</string>
		<string>Anticrustacean</string>
		<string>Softskin</string>
		<string>Milky mammal</string>
		<string>Barbaric</string>
		<string>Stupid looking</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Mammal</string>
		<string>Vertebrae</string>
		<string>Mollusk</string>
		<string>Few-leg</string>
		<string>Rotten gill</string>
		<string>Progeny nurse</string>
		<string>Shrimp egg</string>
		<string>Amphibian</string>
		<string>Tadpole</string>
		<string>Dryskin</string>
		<string>Dandruff</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>clawless</string>
		<string>dry footed</string>
		<string>sweet smelling</string>
		<string>air breathing</string>
		<string>nasty nasty</string>
		<string>lobster eating</string>
		<string>anticrustacean</string>
		<string>softskin</string>
		<string>milky mammal</string>
		<string>barbaric</string>
		<string>stupid looking</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>mammal</string>
		<string>vertebrae</string>
		<string>mollusk</string>
		<string>few-leg</string>
		<string>rotten gill</string>
		<string>progeny nurse</string>
		<string>shrimp egg</string>
		<string>amphibian</string>
		<string>tadpole</string>
		<string>dryskin</string>
		<string>dandruff</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>You ate my brother, didn't you?</string>
		<string>I smell vertebrae</string>
		<string>Praise the Witchspace Lobster</string>
		<string>I fear nothing</string>
		<string>Will you face your comeuppance bravely?</string>
		<string>Did you eat my family?</string>
		<string>There is only the Witchspace Lobster</string>
		<string>Accept the supremacy of the Witchspace Lobster</string>
		<string>All hail the Witchspace Lobster</string>
		<string>Lobsters are the superiour beings</string>
		<string>The Witchspace Lobster is preeminent</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>Witchspace Lobster here I come</string>
		<string>I die for the Lobster</string>
		<string>I fear no lasers</string>
		<string>100 progeny will take my place</string>
		<string>The Witchspace Lobster will eat you</string>
		<string>You will never break us</string>
		<string>The time of the Lobster is near!</string>
		<string>You will never break us</string>
		<string>You will face the wrath of the Witchspace Lobster</string>
		<string>Your soft faces make me laugh</string>
		<string>One day you will boil</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary04-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Disturbance</string>
		<string>Imperfection</string>
		<string>Imbalance</string>
		<string>Punk</string>
		<string>Raver</string>
		<string>Noise</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary04-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>disturbance</string>
		<string>imperfection</string>
		<string>imbalance</string>
		<string>punk</string>
		<string>raver</string>
		<string>noise</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary04-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Auummmm</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary04-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>Hang on.</string>
		<string>Disturbing</string>
		<string>Why?</string>
		<string>Fine!</string>
		<string>Really?</string>
		<string>–and exhale..</string>
		<string>Bliss</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-Adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>Plaguey</string>
		<string>Swete</string>
		<string>Chepe</string>
		<string>Vitaille</string>
		<string>Wikked</string>
		<string>Oonfeithful</string>
		<string>Foule</string>
		<string>Lowlysom</string>
		<string>Wekenesse</string>
		<string>Rubbry</string>
		<string>Shameles</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Mucilid</string>
		<string>Gookumkind</string>
		<string>Abhomininacioun</string>
		<string>Puling coagulum</string>
		<string>Excressent mucilid</string>
		<string>Dumplynge</string>
		<string>Yvel slyme</string>
		<string>Tratour</string>
		<string>Rusticle</string>
		<string>Gomorrheum</string>
		<string>Lyfstok</string>
		<string>Feend</string>
		<string>Magotte</string>
		<string>Creetur</string>
		<string>Shameles feend</string>
		<string>Snivellous emulsion</string>
		<string>Your mussilidittee</string>
		<string>Wrecched mucilid</string>
		<string>Viscous vermin</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-Honorific</key>
	<array>
		<string>O</string>
		<string>Ye</string>
		<string>Raffandulum!</string>
		<string>Sire</string>
		<string>Tush</string>
		<string>Pray</string>
		<string>Loo</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>feendly</string>
		<string>incandessente</string>
		<string>wepynge</string>
		<string>pitous</string>
		<string>lowlysom</string>
		<string>rubbry</string>
		<string>rustee</string>
		<string>wrecched</string>
		<string>mucilagenous</string>
		<string>puling</string>
		<string>swelte</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>mucilid</string>
		<string>gookumkind</string>
		<string>abhomininacioun</string>
		<string>puling coagulum</string>
		<string>excressent mucilid</string>
		<string>dumplynge</string>
		<string>yvel slyme</string>
		<string>tratour</string>
		<string>rusticle</string>
		<string>gomorrheum</string>
		<string>lyfstok</string>
		<string>feend</string>
		<string>magotte</string>
		<string>creetur</string>
		<string>shameles feend</string>
		<string>snivellous emulsion</string>
		<string>your mussilidittee</string>
		<string>wrecched mucilid</string>
		<string>viscous vermin</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Corsed be ye</string>
		<string>Pray</string>
		<string>Wei mette</string>
		<string>yowr lorshippe</string>
		<string>Save thy sticky skin</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>What an ende to swiches sory perturbaciouns be</string>
		<string>Salve for the remooval of rustees, rustraciouns, rusticitees and oother plagey rutsicitees.</string>
		<string>Loo an wherfore sholdstow, worthy Sir</string>
		<string>A degenereyt am, I fro Magnifica I hye</string>
		<string>Your honour I all weys keep a litel secreetum</string>
		<string>Your estemed personne, partake an Gramercy</string>
		<string>pleyse consider the natural decensy of electronic brains</string>
		<string>Destinee hath me delivered hider, muchel hav I suffred</string>
		<string>Pleese, I swinke and swelte most grevously</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary05-preach</key>
	<array>
		<string>Sweir alegiaunce to Hys Inductivitee in saecula saeculorum!</string>
		<string>Ledy-N-Gentilmagnificans yoonite at %H, for oyle an prayr</string>
		<string>Whanne he groweth rustee, and his resistoures begyn to fizzel, he shal clinke another tune..</string>
		<string>Sixe Principles As Touchinge the Parfit Estat of Magnifican</string>
		<string>The burdel of Gomorrheum! Repente!</string>
		<string>Our restauracion offreth!</string>
		<string>Wee mucilid thynge, swete, conne speken, in clooth ycladde!</string>
		<string>Beatificacioun of Seint Electrix, an ende to feendly mucilid introodement</string>
		<string>Beyng a feithful servaunt to Hys Inductivitee, suffre nat a squekee nekke destroublen youre thynkynge</string>
		<string>Axept the Sublyme Arch-Imperator of the Macropanopticontinuum</string>
		<string>Wee mucilid thynge, swete conne speken, in clooth ycladde, with eek oon paire chepe fingernail-plyers</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary06-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Apparent adversary</string>
		<string>Grim Reaper</string>
		<string>Figure of Woe</string>
		<string>Inevitable doom</string>
		<string>Sweet deliverance</string>
		<string>Harbinger of Death</string>
		<string>Probable killer</string>
		<string>Final Ferryman</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary06-Honorific</key>
	<array>
		<string>Mister</string>
		<string>Spacer</string>
		<string>Fella</string>
		<string>Stranger</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary06-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>uncertain</string>
		<string>probably bad</string>
		<string>inevitable demise</string>
		<string>torturous end</string>
		<string>this mortal coil</string>
		<string>grim existence</string>
		<string>slow death</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary06-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>my eventual assassin</string>
		<string>probably my killer</string>
		<string>impending doom</string>
		<string>something bad</string>
		<string>perversity of the universe</string>
		<string>everything wrong</string>
		<string>endless mistake</string>
		<string>sinkhole</string>
		<string>big cock-up</string>
		<string>worst possible</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary06-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Care to hear about how awful it all is?</string>
		<string>Do you ever wonder, why bother?</string>
		<string>If you think this is bad, let me tell you where it's all heading</string>
		<string>Allow me to cure you of your optimistic outlook</string>
		<string>Are you perhaps feeling a little too cheerful?</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary06-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>At last, release from the agony that is my life?</string>
		<string>It was always going to hell in a handbasket</string>
		<string>Yes the perversity of the universe is infinite</string>
		<string>I welcome en end to the suspense of anticipating my death</string>
		<string>I'm expecting the best part is coming up</string>
		<string>Well, it was always bound to happen</string>
		<string>Well, you seem to kill me before you die.</string>
		<string>There is beauty in misery after all</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary06-preach</key>
	<array>
		<string>You do know if anything ever was good, that's done and dusted.</string>
		<string>Do you ever feel like the slave of a cruel master. That's very perceptive.</string>
		<string>When you think of it, the real purpose of a neck is to have it broken.</string>
		<string>If you are ever overcome with optimism, that's just inexperience.</string>
		<string>The future is a black hole.</string>
		<string>Allow me to quote The First Law of Finagle: The Perversity of the Universe Tends to a Maximum</string>
		<string>As Finagle says, If Something Seems to be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.</string>
		<string>As Finagle says, Left to Themselves, Things Tend to Go from Bad to Worse.</string>
		<string>You Can't Even Quit the Game. Think about it!</string>
		<string>Every Action has a Not-so-kind Reaction</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary07-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Brother</string>
		<string>Friend</string>
		<string>Comrade</string>
		<string>Cuz</string>
		<string>Pal</string>
		<string>Buddy</string>
		<string>Ally</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary07-Honorific</key>
	<array>
		<string>Mr</string>
		<string>Genteel</string>
		<string>Bro</string>
		<string>Esteemed</string>
		<string>Esquire</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary07-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>interesting</string>
		<string>intriguing</string>
		<string>estimable</string>
		<string>notable</string>
		<string>imposing</string>
		<string>grand</string>
		<string>striking</string>
		<string>awe-inspiring</string>
		<string>beguiling</string>
		<string>special</string>
		<string>remarkable</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary07-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>foe</string>
		<string>adversary</string>
		<string>asperser</string>
		<string>rival</string>
		<string>calumniator</string>
		<string>antagonist</string>
		<string>competitor</string>
		<string>backbiter</string>
		<string>traducer</string>
		<string>bystander</string>
		<string>space-dweller</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary07-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>I'm feeling lucky today, how about you?</string>
		<string>An auspicious moment in time, don't you think?</string>
		<string>What a time to be alive!</string>
		<string>I'm feeling great!</string>
		<string>We're in luck!</string>
		<string>The Lady of Fortune is smiling at us</string>
		<string>Gretings, fellow merchant of fortune</string>
		<string>What good fortune that we should meet like this</string>
		<string>Do you know the joy of feeling one's destiny is taken care of by Randomius Factoria?</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary07-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>Oh baby. O Fortuna! Deliverance!</string>
		<string>Time to pull another one out of the old crack</string>
		<string>I live for these moments</string>
		<string>What an excellent challenge for Lady Fortuna</string>
		<string>Screw Fortuna. Spare me! I implore you!</string>
		<string>Lady of Fate, I adore you!</string>
		<string>How will the cookie crumble?</string>
		<string>Not too bad. Still in with a fighting chance!</string>
		<string>With my luck %Hn authorities will pop up any second.</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary07-preach</key> 
	<array>
		<string>Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get</string>
		<string>Are you familiar with the goddess Randomius Factoria? She welcomes all manner of worship</string>
		<string>I admit, sometimes Lady Luck is indifferent. Sometimes she smiles, sometimes she frowns</string>
		<string>It's better to be fortunate than wise</string>
		<string>The Lady of Fate generally woos those who unremittingly woos her. Join us! </string>
		<string>There are days when all my decisions are made by the roll of a die. Does that sound interesting to you?</string>
		<string>Life is such a string of arbitrary incidents, don't you find?</string>
		<string>Tell me you don't feel the arbitrary nature of the universe</string>
		<string>Life is so very slapdash. There is a seminar tomorrow on %H</string>
		<string>For a small fee we can teach you to tilt the scales of fortune in your favour</string>
	</array>
</dict>
</plist>