Oolite Bulletins

FSOneblin wrote:

...and the earthen ones are too dumb to be protested by the species rights people...

FSOneblin

[Hueij's cats]
You are so lucky Oolite is single player only, because we would hunt you down through all the eight galaxies and when we found you we would treat you like that small rodent we caught the other night...

And for the rest of you humanoids, don't never ever make fun of Captain H. again, he is a hero. Although why he sells trumbles instead of eating them escapes us.
[/Hueij's cats]

Hesperus ≠ hero. Hesperus - hesperus = hero. Hesperus - cat = pure concentrated evil.

wackyman465 wrote:

Hesperus ≠ hero. Hesperus - hesperus = hero. Hesperus - cat = pure concentrated evil.

You say the nicest things.
Here, have a Trumble Infiltration Missile.....

Captain Hesperus

Doesn't being a cat mean that everything you touch belongs to you?
I'm sure you're Trumble distribution is some kind of secret extension to this..?

HueijRevisited wrote:

FSOneblin wrote:

...and the earthen ones are too dumb to be protested by the species rights people...

FSOneblin

[Hueij's cats]
You are so lucky Oolite is single player only, because we would hunt you down through all the eight galaxies and when we found you we would treat you like that small rodent we caught the other night...

And for the rest of you humanoids, don't never ever make fun of Captain H. again, he is a hero. Although why he sells trumbles instead of eating them escapes us.
[/Hueij's cats]

the caption is not an earthen cat, nope. he is from a planet that has intelligent felines.
FSOneblin

Captain Hesperus wrote:

You say the nicest things.
Here, have a Trumble Infiltration Missile.....

Why thank you!
*Turns missile around, points at clocktower, and fires*