Oolite Bulletins

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:26 pm**

That it would.

Hesperus has his own saga to play though...it would be sad if you killed him before you got to kill him in Dubious Profit....then again he ~~does have~~ did have nine lives.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:50 pm**

C_H was just as an example.

This is the current list. If peeps want to add more descriptions, the more the merrier!. I'll post a simple test OXP soon (just testing the Frontier bulitin board random decription generator.

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple Computer//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>

	<key>assassination_board_part1</key>
	<array>
	<string>Wanted! Someone for a removal job!</string>
	<string>Wanted! Retirement Party Organiser!</string>
	<string>Wanted! Commander to work as a cleaner!</string>
	<string>Murderer required! Top Credits paid!</string>
	<string>Wanted dead or alive, preferably dead.</string>
	<string>Exciting opportunity in the removal sector!</string>
	<string>Have Laser and prepared to travel?</string>
	<string>Specialist in pest control required!</string>
	<string>Kill for cash and improve your Elite rating!</string>
	<string>Skilled Terminator required for immediate employment!</string>
	<string>Murder to order! We are an equal opportunities employer.</string>
	<string>The Assassin's Guild needs YOU!</string>
	<string>Life has no value, but death has its price!<string>
	<string>Professional Exterminator required!</string>
	<string>Death enablement officer required for immediate employment.</string>
	<string>Are you a sociopath? Interesting carer development opportunity.</string>
	<string>Fed up with killing pirates for peanuts? Try contract killing!</string>
	</array>
	
	<key>mark_first_name</key>
	<array>
	<string>Captain</string>
	<string>Doctor</string>
	<string>Commander</string>
	<string>Lord</string>
	<string>Knight</string>
	<string>Peasant</string>
	<string>Trader</string>
	<string>Sergeant</string>
	<string>Councillor</string>
	<string>Judge</string>
	<string>Minister</string>
	<string>Fugitive Commander</string>
	<string>Offender Commander</string>
	<string>Commodore</string>
	<string>The Reverent</string>
	<string>Abbott</string>
	<string>General</string>
	<string>Learned Counsel</string>
	<string>the pirate</string>
	<string>the drug dealer</string>
	<string>the terrorist</string>
	<string>the slave trader</string>
	<string>Professor</string>
	<string>Don</string>
	<string>Boss</string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_second_name</key>
	<array>
	<string>Hesperus</string>
	<string>Rxke</string>
	<string>Murgh</string>
	<string>Ahruman</string>
	<string>Wolfwood</string>
	<string>Griff</string>
	<string>Ramon</string>
	<string>Aegidian</string>
	<string>Nil</string>
	<string>Walch</string>
	<string>Wombat</string>
	<string>Helvellyn</string>
	<string>Selezen</string>
	<string>Arkanoid</string>
	<string>McLane</string>
	<string>Pagroove</string>
	<string>Wyvern</string>
	<string>Wiggy</string>
	<string>Kramer</string>
	<string>Roberto</string>
	<string>Talionis</string>
	<string>Maegil</string>
	<string>Mosser</string>
	<string>Drew</string>
	<string>Corbeau</string>
	<string>Reno</string>
	<string>Marianne</string>
	<string>Arexack</string>
	<string>Lolwhites</string>
	<string>Ramirez</string>
	<string>Rollen</string>
	<string>Kriken</string>
	<string>Milinks</string>
	<string>Smith</string>
	<string>Judebert</string>
	<string>Keyes</string>
	<string>Xenon</string>
	<string>Wolfspirt</string>
	<string>Azzameen</string>
	<string>Carlos</string>
	<string>Randall</string>
	<string>Pteradyne</string>
	<string>Charlie</string>
	<string>Galileo</string>
	<string>Dajt</string>
	<string>Popsch</string>
	<string>Xaotik</string>
	<string>Kleptoid</string>
	<string>Darkbee</string>
	<string>Schultz</string>
	<string>Jameson</string>
	<string>Star Gazer</string>
	<string>Jonnycuba</string>
	<string>Eccles</string>
	<string>Hoggy</string>
	<string>Wolf</string>
	<string>Tgape</string>
	<string>Galileo</string>
	<string>Stevesims</string>
	<string>Jaybee</string>
	<string>Rubinstein</string>
	<string>Lucidor</string>
	<string>Nijineko</string>
	<string>Davcefai</string>
	<string>Ovvldc</string>
	<string>Davemak</string>
	<string>Callas</string>
	<string>Phrostbyte</string>
	<string>Monte</string>
	<string>Sics D'fore</string>
	<string>Drayton</string>
	<string>Neilplus</string>
	<string>MtKlima</string>
	<string>Julyy</string>
	<string>Grameron</string>
	<string>Magamo</string>
	<string>Fraoch</string>
	<string>Frantic</string>
	<string>Gralen</string>
	<string>Ensa</string>
	<string>Rabidvixen</string>
	<string>Grey</string>
	<string>Denim</string>
	<string>Xaotik</string>
	<string>Brianetta</string>
	<string>Prophaniti</string>
	<string>Hoqllnq</string>
	<string>Kiekelly</string>
	<string>Kaypy</string>
	<string>Pepak</string>
	<string>Dilbert</string>
	<string>Lewis</string>
	<string>Olentzero</string>
	<string>Cactuar</string>
	<string>Stimpee</string>
	<string>Pablo</string>
	<string>Rimbaud</string>
	<string>Goth-Stag</string>
	<string>Makandal</string>
	<string>Phanson</string>
	<string>Atze</string>
	<string>Rhakka</string>
	<string>Zeal</string>
	<string>Mikaellq</string>
	<string>Winslow</string>
	<string>Hwtan</string>
	<string>Robbeasy</string>
	<string>Dharma</string>
	<string>Ulli</string>
	<string>Vajo</string>
	<string>Lorfarius</string>
	<string>Mexantos</string>
	<string>Zeep</string>
	<string>Zorath</string>
	<string>Opticyclic</string>
	<string>Mocbo</string>
	<string>Sharkus</string>
	<string>Drumz</string>
	<string>Gonzo</string>
	<string>Weyland-Yutani</string>
	<string>Sukebe</string>
	<string>Albaradru</string>
	<string>Santiago</string>
	<string>Lanx</string>
	<string>Bakshish</string>
	<string>Richiethom</string>
	<string>Malone</string>
	<string>Popsch</string>
	<string>Dragdasan</string>
	<string>Keyes</string>
	<string>Miangele</string>
	<string>Zork</string>
	<string>Nebulous</string>
	<string>Hartley</string>
	<string>McCalli</string>
	<string>Morigen</string>
	<string>Kaiser-Spike</string>
	<string>Yann</string>
	<string>Walker</string>
	<string>Jarnoid</string>
	<string>Ilnar</string>
	<string>Mango</string>
	<string>Iskander-Novena</string>
	<string>Lupin</string>
	<string>Manzo</string>
	<string>Lestradae</string>
	<string>Chad-Longstaff</string>
	<string>Heikki</string>
	<string>Jonaath</string>
	<string>Pocki</string>
	<string>Rendaw</string>
	<string>Celkins</string>
	<string>Omoplata</string>
	<string>Maladorn</string>
	<string>Barabis</string>
	<string>Snarkism</string>
	<string>Loki</string>
	<string>Cosurgi</string>
	<string>Dorian</string>
	<string>Shino</string>
	<string>Lurah</string>
	<string>Satori</string>
	<string>Pescenaufrago</string>
	<string>Playadcs</string>
	<string>Frunobulax</string>
	<string>Jynx</string>
	<string>Ojno the Red</string>
	<string>Poovga</string>
	<string>Adams</string>
	<string>Xocite</string>
	<string>Mawa</string>
	<string>Tokugawa</string>
	<string>Mikkail</string>
	<string>Canicula</string>
	<string>Biskit</string>
	<string>Kremmen</string>
	<string>Guyver</string>
	<string>Eisenesel</string>
	<string>Vronsky</string>
	<string>Kliest</string>
	<string>Queruler</string>
	<string>Smedley</string>
	<string>Aelthric</string>
	<string>Cazabam</string>
	<string>Distortal</string>
	<string>Svenson</string>
	<string>Pansen</string>
	<string>Micaelis</string>
	<string>Babbadobba</string>
	<string>Logicus</string>
	<string>Lomoco</string>
	<string>Hookedonagain</string>
	<string>Dalroi</string>
	<string>Jules</string>
	<string>Mephistopheles</string>
	<string>Munkster</string>
	<string>Nanths</string>
	<string>Vetitice</string>
	<string>Stinga</string>
	<string>Laton</string>
	<string>Tyler</string>
	<string>Nian</string>
	<string>Makarius</string>
	<string>Penguify</string>
	<string>Nemaroo</string>
	<string>Vaxon</string>
	<string>Proteron</string>
	<string>Cerebus</string>
	<string>Krevnik</string>
	<string>Laggsy</string>
	<string>Cyraq</string>
	<string>Bourbon</string>
	<string>Springo</string>
	<string>Hemlock</string>
	<string>Keikitokugawa</string>
	<string>Dutch</string>
	<string>Manyeti</string>
	<string>Halandriel</string>
	<string>Mubaryus</string>
	<string>Balmaha</string>
	<string>Raventhalos</string>
	<string>Wotschi</string>
	<string>Forestahl</string>
	<string>Basura</string>
	<string>Ozarksnick</string>
	<string>Tarant</string>
	<string>Lortron</string>
	<string>Heikki</string>
	<string>Sumerian</string>
	<string>Ulysses</string>
	<string>Sahtor</string>
	<string>Meglanoss</string>
	<string>Zheaton</string>
	<string>Roombor</string>
	<string>Contrapunctus</string>
	<string>Andyl</string>
	<string>Andrusmerlin</string>
	<string>Scififan</string>
	<string>Zandan</string>
	<string>Tedder</string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_race_part1</key>
	<array>
	<string>a furry</string>
	<string>a green</string>
	<string>an edible</string>
	<string>a small</string>
	<string>a deadly</string>
	<string>a boney</string>
	<string>a horned</string>
	<string>a large</string>
	<string>a fierce</string>
	<string>a harmless</string>
	<string>a strange</string>
	<string>an unpleasant</string>
	<string>a nasty</string>
	<string>a hoopy</string>
	<string>a murderous</string>
	<string>an odd</string>
	<string>a red</string>
	<string>a blue</string>
	<string>a yellow</string>
	<string>an orange</string>
	<string>a skinny</string>
	<string>a fat</string>
	<string>a tiny</string>
	<string>a feathered</string>
	<string>an old</string>
	<string>a young</string>
	<string>a perverted</string>
	<string>a purple</string>
	<string>a weird</string>
	<string>a rotund</string>
	<string>a creepy</string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_race_part2</key>
	<array>
	<string>feline</string>
	<string>humanoid</string>
	<string>bird</string>
	<string>human</string>
	<string>lobster</string>
	<string>lizard</string>
	<string>insect</string>
	<string>robot</string>
	<string>treeoid</string>
	<string>goat</string>
	<string>intelligent shade of blue</string>
	<string>vogon</string>
	<string>slimy frog</string>
	<string>piscine</string>
	<string>batoid</string>
	<string>reptile</string>
	<string>intelligent plant</string>
	<string>poet</string>
	<string>giant toad</string>
	<string>shape changer</string>
	<string>droid</string>
	<string>mafia traitor</string>
	<string>life form</string>
	<string>spy</string>
	<string>accountant</string>
	<string>barrister</string>
	<string>computer programmer</string>
	<string>nurse</string>
	<string>author</string>
	<string>journalist</string>
	<string>pilot</string>
	<string>business executive</string>
	<string>gibbon</string>
	<string>snake</string>
	<string>professional gambler</string>
	<string>actor</string>
	<string>celebrity</string>
	<string>turbulent priest</string>
	<string>security guard</string>
	<string>petty criminal</string>
	<string>private detective</string>
	<string>civil servant</string>
	<string>bear</string>
	<string>management consultant</string>
	<string>triad turncoat</string>
	<string>solicitor</string>
	<string>sports fan</string>
	<string>zero G footballer</string>
	<string>zero G hockey fan</string>
	<string>bar tender</string>
	<string>undercover GalCop Officer</string>
	<string>arts graduate</string>
	<string>narcotics addict</string>
	<string>megaweed head</string>
	<string>Trumble pusher</string>

	</array>

	<key>assassination_board_part2</key>
	<array>
	<string>wanted for numerous petty criminal acts</string>
	<string>wanted for trading illegal goods</string>
	<string>targeted for termination for making anti-crustacean remarks</string>
	<string>currently on the run for breach of contract</string>
	<string>wanted for playing with marked cards</string>
	<string>who has the death sentence on 12 systems</string>
	<string>wanted for grand theft astro across the galaxies</string>
	<string>a witness in an important case against a Triad Lord</string>
	<string>who didn't know when to fold playing cards with gangsters</string>
	<string>a mafia minion who knows too much</string>
	<string>a suspected Spartacus Brotherhood sympathiser</string>
	<string>a known slave trader and general scum bag</string>
	<string>who's death is required in the intersets of GalCop</string>
	<string>of Lave metal works Incorperated</string>
	<string>of Teaatisian Liquors and Wines Ltd</string>
	<string>wanted for smuggling battle weapons across systems</string>
	<string>wanted for smuggling trumbles across systems</string>
	<string>of the Arexeian Broadcastring Corperation</string>
	<string>and member the dreaded Knights who say Ni</string>
	<string>a suspected heretic against the Church of Giles</string>
	<string>wanted for feeding beings to the ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Tral</string>
	<string>wanted for crimes against the Laws of Time</string>
	<string>wanted for none payment of fines</string>
	<string>wanted for cruelty to trumbles</string>
	<string>wanted for causing a total existance failure in the Sol System</string>
	<string>wanted for numerous violations of Galactic Health and Safety Law</string>
	</array>

	<key>assassination_board_part3</key>
	<array>
	<string>flying a</string>
	<string>traveling aboard a</string>
	</array>

	<key>level_one_mark_ship</key>
	<array>
	<string>battered Python</string>
	<string>fast Cobra Mk III</string>	
	</array>

	
	<key>assassination_board_part4</key>
	<array>
	<string>needs removing from the</string>
	<string>is no longer required in the<string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_system_g1</key>
	<array>
	<string>Lave</string>
	</array>
	
	<key>assassination_board_part5</key>
	<array>
	<string>A reward of</string>
	<string>A fee of</string>
	</array>

	<key>level_one_mark_fee</key>
	<array>
	<string>200</string>
	</array>			

	<key>assassination_board_part6</key>
	<array>
	<string>will be available to anyone bringing about</string>
	<string>will be paid upon</string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_gender</key>
	<array>
	<string>his</string>
	<string>her</string>
	</array>
	
	<key>assassination_board_part7</key>
	<array>
	<string>termination</string>
	<string>murder</string>
	<string>permanent retirement</string>
	<string>extermination</string>
	<string>removal</string>
	<string>retirement</string>
	<string>elimination</string>
	<string>death</string>
	<string>deletion from the space lanes</string>
	<string>demise</string>
	<string>accidental death</string>
	<string>involvment in an unfortunate incident</string>
	<string>fall in combat</string>
	</array>


</dict>
</plist>

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:14 am**

I've been pulling a few out of the hat, and there'sa lot more still in the hat... But meanwhile take these.

Note:The ones on the first block of each list could be repeated three or four times to make them more common

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<key>assassination_board_part1</key>
	<array>
	<string>Wanted! Someone for a removal job!</string>
	<string>WANTED! Someone for a removal job!</string>
	<string>Capable help needed for a removal job!</string>
	<string>HELP NEEDED for a removal job!</string>
	<string>WANTED! Help needed for a removal job!</string>
	<string>REMOVAL JOB:</string>
	<string>Can YOU handle a removal job?</string>
	<string>Someone capable needed for a removal job!</string>
	<string>WANTED! Dead or alive (preferebly dead).</string>
	<string>Retirement agent nedded!</string>
	<string>Retirement:</string>
	<string>Retirement needed:</string>
	<string>Early retirement needed:</string>
	<string>Retirement agent to contact:</string>
	<string>Retirement party to be held:</string>
	<string>KILL</string>
	<string>WANTED! Dead or alive (preferebly dead).</string>
	<string>ATTENTION BOUNTY HUNTERS:</string>
	<string>ATTENTION HEAD HUNTERS:</string>
	<string>BOUNTY! BOUNTY! BOUNTY!</string>

	<string>WANTED: a bloody-minded pilot looking forward to a bit of fun.</string>
	<string>Pest controller needed!</string>
	<string>Wet-hands job available!</string>
	<string>Are you a good shot?</string>
	<string>First come, first served!</string>
	<string>The Triad's Elders Council decided:</string>
	<string>Want to earn a fast credit?</string>
	<string>SEEK and DESTROY:</string>
	<string>We want this head on a silver platter!</string>
	<string>Bring us this head on a spear!</string>
	<string>Will someone please TERMINATE</string>
	<string>Someone needed for a swift kill!</string>
	<string>The HORRENDOUS MONSTER</string>
	<string>EXTERNAL CONTRACTOR NEEDED for a 'deniable' mission!</string>
	<string>SILENT MERCENARY NEEDED!</string>
	<string>HITSENTIENT needed to terminate</string>
	<string>Do the Ooniverse a favor and rid it of</string>



	<key>mark_first_name</key>
	<array>
//Some terms are repeats of some already posted, you'll have to sort them.
	<string>Captain</string>
	<string>General</string>
	<string>Master</string>
	<string>Doctor</string>
	<string>Commander</string>
	<string>Admiral</string>
	<string>Professor</string>
	<string>Senator</string>
	<string>Judge</string>
	<string>Counselor</string>
	<string>Chief</string>
	<string>Commissioner</string>
	<string>Superintendent</string>
	<string>Mayor</string>
	<string>Governor</string>
	<string>Viceroy</string>
	<string>President</string>
	<string>Chairsentient</string>
	<string>Representative</string>
	<string>Ambassador</string>
	<string>Officer</string>
	<string>Agent</string>
	<string>Constable</string>
	<string>Sheriff</string>
	<string>Deputy</string>
	<string>Chancellor</string>
	<string>Secretary-General</string>
	<string>Secretary</string>
	<string>Minister</string>
	<string>Prime-Minister</string>
	<string>Ombudsman</string>

	<string>'Shady'</string>
	<string>'Evil'</string>
	<string>'Gruff'</string>
	<string>'Lucky'</string>
	<string>'Slick'</string>
	<string>'Trigger Happy'</string>
	<string>'Whip'</string>
	<string>'Doc'</string>
	<string>'Prof'</string>
	<string>'Stim'</string>
	<string>'Flash'</string>
	<string>'Sappy'</string>
	<string>'Smart'</string>
	<string>'Brains'</string>
	<string>'Happy'</string>
	<string>'Mad'</string>
	<string>'Howling Mad'</string>
	<string>'Sniper'</string>
	<string>'Killer'</string>
	<string>'Sharp Shot'</string>
	<string>'Blades'</string>
	<string>'Geek'</string>
	<string>'Geeky'</string>
	<string>'Legs'</string>
	<string>'Fingers'</string>
	<string>'Quick Draw'</string>
	<string>'Cruncher'</string>
	<string>'Foulmouth'</string>
	<string>'Smiling'</string>
	<string>'Chief'</string>
	<string>'Boss'</string>
	<string>'Boss Hogg'</string>
	<string>'White'</string>
	<string>'Black'</string>
	<string>'Red'</string>
	<string>'Blue'</string>
	<string>'Green'</string>
	<string>'Dark'</string>
	<string>'Darth'</string>
	<string>'Devil'</string>
	<string>'Demon'</string>
	<string>'Free'</string>
	<string>'Snoop'</string>
	<string>'Scoot'</string>
	<string>'Blastin'</string>
	<string>'Fast'</string>
	<string>'Lightning'</string>
	<string>'Thunder'</string>
	<string>'Sharptooth'</string>
	<string>'Bluetooth'</string>
	<string>'Toothrot'</string>
	<string>'Bully'</string>
	<string>'Big'</string>
	<string>'Little'</string>
	<string>'Small'</string>
	<string>'Junior'</string>
	<string>'Gran'</string>
	<string>'Tots'</string>
	<string>'Blackskull'</string>
	<string>'Scum'</string>
	<string>'Hitter'</string>
	<string>'Ice'</string>
	<string>'Fire'</string>
	<string>'Rocky'</string>
	<string>'Fender Bender'</string>
	<string>'Scraper'</string>
	<string>'Cheat'</string>
	<string>'Data'</string>
	<string>'Hack'</string>
	<string>'Hash'</string>
	<string>'Hex'</string>
	<string>'Cruncher'</string>
	<string>'Shooter'</string>
	<string>'Fallout'</string>
	<string>'Gamma Burst'</string>
	<string>'Nova'</string>
	<string>'Supernova'</string>
	<string>'Chum'</string>
	<string>'Blondie'</string>
	<string>'Ram'</string>
	<string>'Fast Cred'</string>
	<string>'Trumble'</string>
	<string>'Cat'</string>
	<string>'Stud'</string>
	<string>'Stag'</string>
	<string>'Zipper'</string>
	<string>'Xeno'</string>
	<string>'Alien'</string>
	<string>'Pirate'</string>
	<string>'Chip'</string>
	<string>'Skip'</string>
	<string>'Cap'</string>
	<string>'Doop'</string>
	<string>'Silly'</string>
	<string>'Bomber'</string>
	<string>'Blaster'</string>
	<string>'Flyer'</string>
	<string>'Ace'</string>
	<string>'Priest'</string>
	<string>'Don'</string>
	<string>'Sandaime'</string>
	<string>'Crooked'</string>
	<string>'Honest'</string>
	<string>'Hornet'</string>
	<string>'Scorpion'</string>
	<string>'Tyranossaurus'</string>
	<string>'Lizzie'</string>
	<string>'Scaly'</string>
	<string>'Stinky'</string>
	<string>'Booze'</string>
	<string>'Shots'</string>
	<string>'Curly'</string>
	<string>'Scarface'</string>
	<string>'Scar'</string>
	<string>'Scary'</string>
	<string>'Monster'</string>
	<string>'Fat'</string>
	<string>'Slim'</string>
	<string>'Pole'</string>
	<string>'Shorty'</string>
	<string>'Pope'</string>
	<string>'Albine'</string>
	<string>'Hungry'</string>
	<string>'Patch'</string>
	<string>'Peaches'</string>
	<string>'Sweet'</string>
	<string>'Sour'</string>
	<string>'Bitter'</string>
	<string>'Sweaty'</string>
	<string>'Dragon'</string>
	<string>'Rhino'</string>
	<string>'Tiger'</string>
	<string>'Hardshell'</string>
	<string>'Clammy'</string>
	<string>'Bald'</string>
	<string>'Judge'</string>
	<string>'Mad Dog'</string>



	<key>assassination_board_part2</key>
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	<string>, earned the right to be treated with extreme prejudice,</string>
	<string>, a slaver</string>
	<string>, a trader</string>
	<string>, a pirate</string>
	<string>, a minister of the Unholy Church of the Supreme Anti-Giles</string>
	<string>, a corrupt officer</string>
	<string>, a black marketeer</string>
	<string>, an arms dealer</string>
	<string>, a pesky union agitator</string>
	<string>, a ruthless corporate hitsentient</string>
	<string>, an evil corporate CEO</string>
	<string>, a corrupt corporate executive</string>
	<string>, a senator</string>
	<string>, a politician</string>
	<string>, an MP</string>
	<string>, a member of the Supreme Court</string>
	<string>, a dirty cop</string>
	<string>, the president of a sport club,</string>
	<string>, a too honest cop for his own good,</string>
	<string>, a no-good lowlife that got my two sisters knocked up and fled</string>
	<string>, a no-good lowlife that caused the loss of my ship from a container contaminated... with trumbles! Last seen</string>
	<string>, last seen</string>
	<string>of the smugglers guild</string>
	<string>of the local commercial atheneum</string>
	<string>of the Sirius Corp.</string>
	<string>of the Nakashimi Corp.</string>
	<string>of the Salient Enterprises</string>
	<string>of the Rigel Cartel</string>
	<string>of the %N Liberation Army</string>
	<string>of the %N Republican Army</string>
	<string>of the %N Liberation Front</string>
	<string>of the %N Front Army</string>
	<string>of the %N Communist Resistence</string>
	<string>of the %N government</string>
	<string>of the %N Separatist Movement</string>
	<string>is a foul-smelling, grog-swilling pirate scum that must be dispatched with the utmost urgency for common good,</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Above Average'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Competent'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Competent'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Competent'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Competent'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Dangerous'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Dangerous'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, an 'Deadly'-rated pilot</string>
	<string>, a terrible pilot</string>
	<string>, a good pilot</string>
	<string>, a reasonable pilot</string>
	<string>, an extremely dangerous pilot</string>
	<string>, a lowlife</string>


	<key>assassination_board_part3</key>
	<array>
	<string>flying a</string>
	<string>pilot of a</string>
	<string>in command of a</string>
	<string>on a</string>
	<string>the owner of a</string>
	<string>travelling in a</string>

	<string>going about on a</string>
	<string>a passager on a</string>
	<string>commandeering a</string>
	<string>on a stolen</string>
	<string>hijacking a</string>


	<key>assassination_board_part4</key>
	<array>
	<string>needs removing from the</string>
	<string>is no longer required on the</string>
	<string>needs an extended vacation from the</string>
	<string>is to be made into an example on the</string>
	<string>is to be erradicated from the</string>
	<string>is to be killed on the</string>
	<string>is to be eliminated from the</string>
	<string>is to be cleansed from the</string>
	<string>is to be obliterated from the</string>
	<string>is to be removed from the</string>
	<string>must be made into an example on the</string>
	<string>must be erradicated from the</string>
	<string>must be killed on the</string>
	<string>must be eliminated from the</string>
	<string>must be cleansed from the</string>
	<string>must be obliterated from the</string>
	<string>must be removed from the</string>
	<string>refused to leave the</string>
	<string>can be found on the</string>
	<string>was last seen on the</string>

	<string>is persona non grata in the</string>
	<string>stepped on the wrong someone's toes on the</string>
	<string>is currently fouling the</string>
	<string>is hiding somewhere in the</string>
	<string>went to ground on the</string>
	<string>is an easy target, showing off all over the</string>
	<string>has been marked for termination off the</string>
	<string>is a terribly annoying nuisance that we want erradicated with the most extreme prejudice you can exercise. You should find your mark on the</string>
	<string>should be completely unaware of our agreement - and thus an easier pray, loitering on the</string>
	<string>and we want it utterly destroyed. Your target is from the</string>
	<string>and we want it destroyed. Your target is loitering in the</string>
	<string>and we want it blasted to kingdom come. Your target is on the</string>
	<string>and we are prepared to pay a pretty credit to have it destroyed. You should find it at or in the vincinity of the</string>




	<key>assassination_board_part5</key>
	<array>
	<string>A reward of</string>
	<string>A bounty of</string>
	<string>A prize of</string>
	<string>The reward of</string>
	<string>The bounty of</string>
	<string>The prize of</string>
	<string>The sum of</string>
	<string>The amount of</string>

	<string>The exorbitant amount of</string>
	<string>The generous offer of</string>
	<string>For the effective erradication of this foul creature, </string>
	<string>We are willing to pay</string>
	<string>To ensure the demise of the target,</string>



	<key>assassination_board_part6</key>
	<array>
	<string>will be paid upon</string>
	<string>will be given upon</string>
	<string>are offered to ensure</string>
	<string>are offered in order to ensure</string>
	<string>are offered to ensure</string>
	<string>will be paid to whomever brings about</string>
	<string>will be given to whomever brings about</string>



	<key>assassination_board_part7</key>
	<array>
	<string>termination.</string>
	<string>kill.</string>
	<string>demise.</string>
	<string>death.</string>
	<string>passing.</string>
	<string>assassination.</string>
	<string>destruction.</string>
	<string>extinction.</string>
	<string>anihilation.</string>
	<string>murder.</string>
	<string>obliteration.</string>
	<string>confirmed termination.</string>
	<string>confirmed kill.</string>
	<string>confirmed demise.</string>
	<string>confirmed death.</string>
	<string>confirmed passing.</string>
	<string>confirmed assassination.</string>
	<string>confirmed destruction.</string>
	<string>confirmed extinction.</string>
	<string>confirmed anihilation.</string>
	<string>confirmed murder.</string>
	<string>confirmed obliteration.</string>

	<string>biting hard vacuum.</string>
	<string>conversion to space dust.</string>
	<string>total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions.</string>
	<string>snuffing.</string>
	<string>wasting.</string>
	<string>reaping.</string>
	<string>meeting the ancesters.</string>
	<string>personally checking the validity of religious beliefs.</string>
	<string>being killed.</string>
	<string>being sent to the netherworld.</string>
	<string>being terminally on the wrong side of your lasers.</string>
	<string>being terminated.</string>
	<string>being shown the depth of our displeasure in categorical and terminal... anh, terms.</string>
	<string>being shown the depth of our displeasure in a categorical and final way.</string>
	<string>being shown the consequences of callousness.</string>
	<string>being tought about action/reaction.</string>
	<string>being tought a terminal lesson.</string>

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:15 am**

<me suddenly feeling the Ooniverse has become slightly more inimical to Furry Feline Entrepreneurs trading in Trumbles>

Captain Hesperus
...who is to the ideals of free trade what the iceberg was to the Titanic.

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:22 am**

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Specialist in pest control required!Peasant Wolfspirit A Harmless goat wanted for cruelty to trumbles flying a battered Python needs removing from the Lave System a Reward of 2cr will be available to anyone bringing about his involvment in an unfortunate incident!

TOO FUNNY some of the combinations that are going to be available

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:57 am**

I must be popular, I'm not on the list. Obviously great respect is being shown to the elders on this board!

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:53 am**

Nor am I (although a "small bear" could be generated as a description). TGHC doesn't really sound right as a surname! Any members of the board missed off is for that reason. Have added "gray haired" though as a description!

Above and beyond Cmdr. Maegil!

<does quick bit of maths>
Current list generates over 35,26,284 BILLION possible combinations!

Keep 'em coming though!

I'll put up a test OXP later today. This will just test the random phase generator (you'll get three messages displayed at every docking). You won't be able to take any of the contracts, its just to test that it is generating messages that make sense (sort of).

Current List:-

Code: Select all

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	<key>assassination_board_part1</key>
	<array>
	<string>Wanted! Someone for a removal job!</string>
	<string>Wanted! Retirement Party Organiser!</string>
	<string>Wanted! Commander to work as a cleaner!</string>
	<string>Murderer required! Top Credits paid!</string>
	<string>Exciting opportunity in the removal sector!</string>
	<string>Have Laser and prepared to travel?</string>
	<string>Specialist in pest control required!</string>
	<string>Kill for cash and improve your Elite rating!</string>
	<string>Skilled Terminator required for immediate employment!</string>
	<string>Murder to order! We are an equal opportunities employer.</string>
	<string>The Assassin's Guild needs YOU!</string>
	<string>Life has no value, but death has its price!<string>
	<string>Professional Exterminator required!</string>
	<string>Death enablement officer required for immediate employment.</string>
	<string>Are you a sociopath? Interesting carer development opportunity.</string>
	<string>Fed up with killing pirates for peanuts? Try contract killing!</string>
   	<string>Capable help needed for a removal job!</string>
   	<string>Help Needed for a removal job!</string>
   	<string>Wanted! Help needed for a removal job!</string>
   	<string>REMOVAL JOB:</string>
   	<string>Can YOU handle a removal job?</string>
   	<string>Someone capable needed for a removal job!</string>
   	<string>WANTED! Dead or alive (preferebly dead).</string>
   	<string>Retirement agent nedded!</string>
   	<string>Retirement needed:</string>
   	<string>Early retirement needed:</string>
   	<string>Retirement agent to contact:</string>
   	<string>Retirement party to be held:</string>
   	<string>Attention Bounty Hunters!</string>
   	<string>Attention Head Hunters!</string>
   	<string>WANTED: a bloody-minded pilot looking forward to a bit of fun.</string>
   	<string>Pest controller needed!</string>
   	<string>Wet-hands job available!</string>
   	<string>Are you a good shot?</string>
   	<string>First come, first served!</string>
   	<string>The Triad's Elders Council decided:</string>
   	<string>Want to earn a fast credit?</string>
   	<string>Seek and Destroy:</string>
   	<string>We want this head on a silver platter!</string>
   	<string>Bring us this head on a spear!</string>
   	<string>Will someone please Terminate</string>
   	<string>Someone needed for a swift kill!</string>
   	<string>External Contracter needed for a 'deniable' mission!</string>
   	<string>Silent Mercenary Needed!</string>
   	<string>Hit-Being needed to terminate</string>
   	<string>Do the Ooniverse a favor and rid it of</string>
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	<key>mark_first_name</key>
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	<string>Knight</string>
	<string>Peasant</string>
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	<string>Sergeant</string>
	<string>Councillor</string>
	<string>Judge</string>
	<string>Minister</string>
	<string>Commodore</string>
	<string>The Reverent</string>
	<string>Abbott</string>
	<string>General</string>
	<string>Professor</string>
	<string>Don</string>
	<string>Boss</string>
	<string>Master</string>
   	<string>Admiral</string>
   	<string>Professor</string>
   	<string>Senator</string>
   	<string>Counselor</string>
   	<string>Chief</string>
   	<string>Commissioner</string>
   	<string>Superintendent</string>
   	<string>Mayor</string>
   	<string>Governor</string>
   	<string>Viceroy</string>
   	<string>President</string>
   	<string>Chairsentient</string>
   	<string>Representative</string>
   	<string>Ambassador</string>
   	<string>Officer</string>
   	<string>Agent</string>
   	<string>Constable</string>
   	<string>Sheriff</string>
   	<string>Deputy</string>
   	<string>Chancellor</string>
   	<string>Secretary-General</string>
   	<string>Secretary</string>
   	<string>Minister</string>
   	<string>Prime-Minister</string>
   	<string>Ombudsman</string>
   	<string>'Shady'</string>
   	<string>'Evil'</string>
   	<string>'Gruff'</string>
   	<string>'Lucky'</string>
   	<string>'Slick'</string>
   	<string>'Trigger Happy'</string>
   	<string>'Whip'</string>
   	<string>'Doc'</string>
   	<string>'Prof'</string>
   	<string>'Stim'</string>
   	<string>'Flash'</string>
   	<string>'Sappy'</string>
   	<string>'Smart'</string>
   	<string>'Brains'</string>
   	<string>'Happy'</string>
   	<string>'Mad'</string>
   	<string>'Howling Mad'</string>
   	<string>'Sniper'</string>
   	<string>'Killer'</string>
   	<string>'Sharp Shot'</string>
   	<string>'Blades'</string>
   	<string>'Geek'</string>
   	<string>'Geeky'</string>
   	<string>'Legs'</string>
   	<string>'Fingers'</string>
   	<string>'Quick Draw'</string>
   	<string>'Cruncher'</string>
   	<string>'Foulmouth'</string>
   	<string>'Smiling'</string>
   	<string>'Chief'</string>
   	<string>'Boss'</string>
   	<string>'Boss Hogg'</string>
   	<string>'White'</string>
   	<string>'Black'</string>
   	<string>'Red'</string>
   	<string>'Blue'</string>
   	<string>'Green'</string>
   	<string>'Dark'</string>
   	<string>'Darth'</string>
   	<string>'Devil'</string>
   	<string>'Demon'</string>
   	<string>'Free'</string>
   	<string>'Snoop'</string>
   	<string>'Scoot'</string>
   	<string>'Blastin'</string>
   	<string>'Fast'</string>
   	<string>'Lightning'</string>
   	<string>'Thunder'</string>
   	<string>'Sharptooth'</string>
   	<string>'Bluetooth'</string>
   	<string>'Toothrot'</string>
   	<string>'Bully'</string>
   	<string>'Big'</string>
   	<string>'Little'</string>
   	<string>'Small'</string>
   	<string>'Junior'</string>
   	<string>'Gran'</string>
   	<string>'Tots'</string>
   	<string>'Blackskull'</string>
   	<string>'Scum'</string>
   	<string>'Hitter'</string>
   	<string>'Ice'</string>
   	<string>'Fire'</string>
   	<string>'Rocky'</string>
   	<string>'Fender Bender'</string>
   	<string>'Scraper'</string>
   	<string>'Cheat'</string>
   	<string>'Data'</string>
   	<string>'Hack'</string>
   	<string>'Hash'</string>
   	<string>'Hex'</string>
   	<string>'Cruncher'</string>
   	<string>'Shooter'</string>
   	<string>'Fallout'</string>
   	<string>'Gamma Burst'</string>
   	<string>'Nova'</string>
   	<string>'Supernova'</string>
   	<string>'Chum'</string>
   	<string>'Blondie'</string>
   	<string>'Ram'</string>
   	<string>'Fast Credit'</string>
   	<string>'Trumble'</string>
   	<string>'Cat'</string>
   	<string>'Stud'</string>
   	<string>'Stag'</string>
   	<string>'Zipper'</string>
   	<string>'Xeno'</string>
   	<string>'Alien'</string>
   	<string>'Chip'</string>
   	<string>'Skip'</string>
   	<string>'Cap'</string>
   	<string>'Doop'</string>
   	<string>'Silly'</string>
   	<string>'Bomber'</string>
   	<string>'Blaster'</string>
   	<string>'Flyer'</string>
   	<string>'Ace'</string>
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   	<string>'Sandaime'</string>
   	<string>'Crooked'</string>
   	<string>'Honest'</string>
   	<string>'Hornet'</string>
   	<string>'Scorpion'</string>
   	<string>'Tyranossaurus'</string>
 	<string>'Scaly'</string>
   	<string>'Stinky'</string>
   	<string>'Booze'</string>
   	<string>'Shots'</string>
   	<string>'Curly'</string>
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   	<string>'Scary'</string>
   	<string>'Monster'</string>
   	<string>'Fat'</string>
   	<string>'Slim'</string>
   	<string>'Pole'</string>
   	<string>'Shorty'</string>
   	<string>'Pope'</string>
   	<string>'Albine'</string>
   	<string>'Hungry'</string>
   	<string>'Patch'</string>
   	<string>'Peaches'</string>
   	<string>'Sweet'</string>
   	<string>'Sour'</string>
   	<string>'Bitter'</string>
   	<string>'Sweaty'</string>
   	<string>'Dragon'</string>
   	<string>'Rhino'</string>
   	<string>'Tiger'</string>
   	<string>'Hardshell'</string>
   	<string>'Clammy'</string>
   	<string>'Bald'</string>
   	<string>'Judge'</string>
   	<string>'Mad Dog'</string>
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	<string>Rxke</string>
	<string>Murgh</string>
	<string>Ahruman</string>
	<string>Wolfwood</string>
	<string>Griff</string>
	<string>Ramon</string>
	<string>Aegidian</string>
	<string>Nil</string>
	<string>Walch</string>
	<string>Wombat</string>
	<string>Helvellyn</string>
	<string>Selezen</string>
	<string>Arkanoid</string>
	<string>McLane</string>
	<string>Pagroove</string>
	<string>Wyvern</string>
	<string>Wiggy</string>
	<string>Kramer</string>
	<string>Roberto</string>
	<string>Talionis</string>
	<string>Maegil</string>
	<string>Mosser</string>
	<string>Drew</string>
	<string>Corbeau</string>
	<string>Reno</string>
	<string>Marianne</string>
	<string>Arexack</string>
	<string>Lolwhites</string>
	<string>Ramirez</string>
	<string>Rollen</string>
	<string>Kriken</string>
	<string>Milinks</string>
	<string>Smith</string>
	<string>Judebert</string>
	<string>Keyes</string>
	<string>Xenon</string>
	<string>Wolfspirt</string>
	<string>Azzameen</string>
	<string>Carlos</string>
	<string>Randall</string>
	<string>Pteradyne</string>
	<string>Charlie</string>
	<string>Galileo</string>
	<string>Dajt</string>
	<string>Popsch</string>
	<string>Xaotik</string>
	<string>Kleptoid</string>
	<string>Darkbee</string>
	<string>Schultz</string>
	<string>Jameson</string>
	<string>Star Gazer</string>
	<string>Jonnycuba</string>
	<string>Eccles</string>
	<string>Hoggy</string>
	<string>Wolf</string>
	<string>Tgape</string>
	<string>Galileo</string>
	<string>Stevesims</string>
	<string>Jaybee</string>
	<string>Rubinstein</string>
	<string>Lucidor</string>
	<string>Nijineko</string>
	<string>Davcefai</string>
	<string>Ovvldc</string>
	<string>Davemak</string>
	<string>Callas</string>
	<string>Phrostbyte</string>
	<string>Monte</string>
	<string>Sics D'fore</string>
	<string>Drayton</string>
	<string>Neilplus</string>
	<string>MtKlima</string>
	<string>Julyy</string>
	<string>Grameron</string>
	<string>Magamo</string>
	<string>Fraoch</string>
	<string>Frantic</string>
	<string>Gralen</string>
	<string>Ensa</string>
	<string>Rabidvixen</string>
	<string>Grey</string>
	<string>Denim</string>
	<string>Xaotik</string>
	<string>Brianetta</string>
	<string>Prophaniti</string>
	<string>Hoqllnq</string>
	<string>Kiekelly</string>
	<string>Kaypy</string>
	<string>Pepak</string>
	<string>Dilbert</string>
	<string>Lewis</string>
	<string>Olentzero</string>
	<string>Cactuar</string>
	<string>Stimpee</string>
	<string>Pablo</string>
	<string>Rimbaud</string>
	<string>Goth-Stag</string>
	<string>Makandal</string>
	<string>Phanson</string>
	<string>Atze</string>
	<string>Rhakka</string>
	<string>Zeal</string>
	<string>Mikaellq</string>
	<string>Winslow</string>
	<string>Hwtan</string>
	<string>Robbeasy</string>
	<string>Dharma</string>
	<string>Ulli</string>
	<string>Vajo</string>
	<string>Lorfarius</string>
	<string>Mexantos</string>
	<string>Zeep</string>
	<string>Zorath</string>
	<string>Opticyclic</string>
	<string>Mocbo</string>
	<string>Sharkus</string>
	<string>Drumz</string>
	<string>Gonzo</string>
	<string>Weyland-Yutani</string>
	<string>Sukebe</string>
	<string>Albaradru</string>
	<string>Santiago</string>
	<string>Lanx</string>
	<string>Bakshish</string>
	<string>Richiethom</string>
	<string>Malone</string>
	<string>Popsch</string>
	<string>Dragdasan</string>
	<string>Keyes</string>
	<string>Miangele</string>
	<string>Zork</string>
	<string>Nebulous</string>
	<string>Hartley</string>
	<string>McCalli</string>
	<string>Morigen</string>
	<string>Kaiser-Spike</string>
	<string>Yann</string>
	<string>Walker</string>
	<string>Jarnoid</string>
	<string>Ilnar</string>
	<string>Mango</string>
	<string>Iskander-Novena</string>
	<string>Lupin</string>
	<string>Manzo</string>
	<string>Lestradae</string>
	<string>Chad-Longstaff</string>
	<string>Heikki</string>
	<string>Jonaath</string>
	<string>Pocki</string>
	<string>Rendaw</string>
	<string>Celkins</string>
	<string>Omoplata</string>
	<string>Maladorn</string>
	<string>Barabis</string>
	<string>Snarkism</string>
	<string>Loki</string>
	<string>Cosurgi</string>
	<string>Dorian</string>
	<string>Shino</string>
	<string>Lurah</string>
	<string>Satori</string>
	<string>Pescenaufrago</string>
	<string>Playadcs</string>
	<string>Frunobulax</string>
	<string>Jynx</string>
	<string>Ojno van Red</string>
	<string>Poovga</string>
	<string>Adams</string>
	<string>Xocite</string>
	<string>Mawa</string>
	<string>Tokugawa</string>
	<string>Mikkail</string>
	<string>Canicula</string>
	<string>Biskit</string>
	<string>Kremmen</string>
	<string>Guyver</string>
	<string>Eisenesel</string>
	<string>Vronsky</string>
	<string>Kliest</string>
	<string>Queruler</string>
	<string>Smedley</string>
	<string>Aelthric</string>
	<string>Cazabam</string>
	<string>Distortal</string>
	<string>Svenson</string>
	<string>Pansen</string>
	<string>Micaelis</string>
	<string>Babbadobba</string>
	<string>Logicus</string>
	<string>Lomoco</string>
	<string>Hookedonagain</string>
	<string>Dalroi</string>
	<string>Jules</string>
	<string>Mephistopheles</string>
	<string>Munkster</string>
	<string>Nanths</string>
	<string>Vetitice</string>
	<string>Stinga</string>
	<string>Laton</string>
	<string>Tyler</string>
	<string>Nian</string>
	<string>Makarius</string>
	<string>Penguify</string>
	<string>Nemaroo</string>
	<string>Vaxon</string>
	<string>Proteron</string>
	<string>Cerebus</string>
	<string>Krevnik</string>
	<string>Laggsy</string>
	<string>Cyraq</string>
	<string>Bourbon</string>
	<string>Springo</string>
	<string>Hemlock</string>
	<string>Keikitokugawa</string>
	<string>Dutch</string>
	<string>Manyeti</string>
	<string>Halandriel</string>
	<string>Mubaryus</string>
	<string>Balmaha</string>
	<string>Raventhalos</string>
	<string>Wotschi</string>
	<string>Forestahl</string>
	<string>Basura</string>
	<string>Ozarksnick</string>
	<string>Tarant</string>
	<string>Lortron</string>
	<string>Heikki</string>
	<string>Sumerian</string>
	<string>Ulysses</string>
	<string>Sahtor</string>
	<string>Meglanoss</string>
	<string>Zheaton</string>
	<string>Roombor</string>
	<string>Contrapunctus</string>
	<string>Andyl</string>
	<string>Andrusmerlin</string>
	<string>Scififan</string>
	<string>Zandan</string>
	<string>Tedder</string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_race_part1</key>
	<array>
	<string>a furry</string>
	<string>a green</string>
	<string>an edible</string>
	<string>a small</string>
	<string>a deadly</string>
	<string>a boney</string>
	<string>a horned</string>
	<string>a large</string>
	<string>a fierce</string>
	<string>a harmless</string>
	<string>a strange</string>
	<string>an unpleasant</string>
	<string>a nasty</string>
	<string>a hoopy</string>
	<string>a murderous</string>
	<string>an odd</string>
	<string>a red</string>
	<string>a blue</string>
	<string>a yellow</string>
	<string>an orange</string>
	<string>a skinny</string>
	<string>a fat</string>
	<string>a tiny</string>
	<string>a feathered</string>
	<string>an old</string>
	<string>a young</string>
	<string>a perverted</string>
	<string>a purple</string>
	<string>a weird</string>
	<string>a rotund</string>
	<string>a creepy</string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_race_part2</key>
	<array>
	<string>feline</string>
	<string>humanoid</string>
	<string>bird</string>
	<string>human</string>
	<string>lobster</string>
	<string>lizard</string>
	<string>insect</string>
	<string>robot</string>
	<string>treeoid</string>
	<string>goat</string>
	<string>intelligent shade of blue</string>
	<string>vogon</string>
	<string>slimy frog</string>
	<string>piscine</string>
	<string>batoid</string>
	<string>reptile</string>
	<string>intelligent plant</string>
	<string>poet</string>
	<string>giant toad</string>
	<string>shape changer</string>
	<string>droid</string>
	<string>mafia traitor</string>
	<string>life form</string>
	<string>spy</string>
	<string>accountant</string>
	<string>barrister</string>
	<string>computer programmer</string>
	<string>nurse</string>
	<string>author</string>
	<string>journalist</string>
	<string>pilot</string>
	<string>business executive</string>
	<string>gibbon</string>
	<string>snake</string>
	<string>professional gambler</string>
	<string>actor</string>
	<string>celebrity</string>
	<string>turbulent priest</string>
	<string>security guard</string>
	<string>petty criminal</string>
	<string>private detective</string>
	<string>civil servant</string>
	<string>bear</string>
	<string>management consultant</string>
	<string>triad turncoat</string>
	<string>solicitor</string>
	<string>sports fan</string>
	<string>zero G footballer</string>
	<string>zero G hockey fan</string>
	<string>bar tender</string>
	<string>arts graduate</string>
	<string>narcotics addict</string>
	<string>megaweed head</string>
	<string>Trumble lover</string>
	</array>

	<key>assassination_board_part2</key>
	<array>
	<string>wanted for numerous petty criminal acts</string>
	<string>wanted for trading illegal goods</string>
	<string>targeted for termination for making anti-crustacean remarks</string>
	<string>currently on the run for breach of contract</string>
	<string>wanted for playing with marked cards</string>
	<string>who has the death sentence on 12 systems</string>
	<string>wanted for grand theft astro across the galaxies</string>
	<string>a witness in an important case</string>
	<string>who didn't know when to fold playing cards with gangsters</string>
	<string>a mafia minion who knows too much</string>
	<string>a suspected Spartacus Brotherhood sympathiser</string>
	<string>a known slave trader and general scum bag</string>
	<string>who's death is required in the intersets of GalCop</string>
	<string>of Lave metal works Incorperated</string>
	<string>of Teaatisian Liquors and Wines Ltd</string>
	<string>wanted for smuggling battle weapons across systems</string>
	<string>wanted for smuggling trumbles across systems</string>
	<string>of the Arexeian Broadcastring Corperation</string>
	<string>and member the dreaded Knights who say Ni</string>
	<string>a suspected heretic against the Church of Giles</string>
	<string>wanted for feeding beings to the ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Tral</string>
	<string>wanted for crimes against the Laws of Time</string>
	<string>wanted for none payment of fines</string>
	<string>wanted for cruelty to trumbles</string>
	<string>wanted for causing a total existance failure in the Sol System</string>
	<string>wanted for numerous violations of Galactic Health and Safety Law</string>
	<string>earned the right to be treated with extreme prejudice</string>
   	<string>a rotten slave trader</string>
   	<string>an ordinary trader</string>
   	<string>a well known pirate</string>
   	<string>a minister of the Unholy Church of the Supreme Anti-Giles</string>
   	<string>a corrupt officer</string>
   	<string>a black marketeer</string>
   	<string>an arms dealer</string>
   	<string>a pesky union agitator</string>
   	<string>a ruthless corporate hit-sentient</string>
   	<string>an evil corporate C.E.O.</string>
   	<string>a corrupt corporate executive</string>
   	<string>the president of a sport club</string>
   	<string>a no-good lowlife who got two felines knocked up and fled</string>
   	<string>a rotter who caused the loss of a transporter with a container contaminated with trumbles! Last seen</string>
   	<string>last seen</string>
   	<string>of the smugglers guild</string>
   	<string>of the local commercial atheneum</string>
   	<string>of the Sirius Corp.</string>
   	<string>of the Nakashimi Corp.</string>
   	<string>of the Salient Enterprises</string>
   	<string>of the Rigel Cartel</string>
   	<string>of the  Liberation Army</string>
   	<string>of the %N Republican Army</string>
   	<string>of the %N Liberation Front</string>
   	<string>of the %N Front Army</string>
   	<string>of the %N Communist Resistence</string>
   	<string>of the %N government</string>
   	<string>of the %N Separatist Movement</string>
   	<string>a foul-smelling, grog-swilling traitor who must be dispatched with the utmost urgency for common good</string>
   	<string>a terrible pilot</string>
   	<string>a good pilot</string>
   	<string>a reasonable pilot</string>
   	<string>an extremely dangerous pilot</string>
   	<string>a lowlife</string>
	</array>

	<key>assassination_board_part3</key>
	<array>
	<string>flying a</string>
	<string>traveling aboard a</string>
	<string>pilot of a</string>
   	<string>in command of a</string>
   	<string>on a</string>
   	<string>the owner of a</string>
   	<string>travelling in a</string>
   	<string>going about on a</string>
   	<string>a passager on a</string>
   	<string>commandeering a</string>
   	<string>aboard a stolen</string>
   	<string>flying a hijacking</string> 
	</array>

	<key>level_one_mark_ship</key>
	<array>
	<string>battered Python</string>
	<string>fast Cobra Mk III</string>	
	</array>

	
	<key>assassination_board_part4</key>
	<array>
	<string>needs removing from the</string>
	<string>is no longer required in the<string>
	<string>needs an extended vacation from the</string>
   	<string>is to be made into an example in the</string>
   	<string>is to be erradicated from the</string>
   	<string>is to be killed in the</string>
   	<string>is to be eliminated from the</string>
   	<string>is to be cleansed from the</string>
   	<string>is to be obliterated from the</string>
   	<string>is to be removed from the</string>
   	<string>must be made into an example in the</string>
   	<string>must be erradicated from the</string>
   	<string>must be killed in the</string>
   	<string>must be eliminated from the</string>
   	<string>must be cleansed from the</string>
   	<string>must be obliterated from the</string>
   	<string>must be removed from the</string>
   	<string>refused to leave the</string>
   	<string>can be found in the</string>
   	<string>was last seen in the</string>
   	<string>is persona non grata in the</string>
   	<string>stepped on the wrong someone's toes in the</string>
   	<string>is currently fouling the</string>
   	<string>is hiding somewhere in the</string>
   	<string>went to ground in the</string>
   	<string>is an easy target, showing off all over the</string>
   	<string>has been marked for termination in the</string>
   	<string>is a terribly annoying nuisance that we want erradicated with the most extreme prejudice you can exercise. You should find your mark in the</string>
   	<string>is completely unaware of our agreement - and thus an easier pray, loitering on the</string>
   	<string>and we want it utterly destroyed. Your target is from the</string>
   	<string>and we want it destroyed. Your target is loitering in the</string>
   	<string>and we want it blasted to kingdom come. Your target is in the</string>
   	<string>and we are prepared to pay a pretty credit to have it destroyed. You should find it in the vincinity of the</string>
	</array>

	<key>mark_system_g1</key>
	<array>
	<string>Lave</string>
	</array>
	
	<key>assassination_board_part5</key>
	<array>
	<string>A reward of</string>
	<string>A fee of</string>
	<string>The reward of</string>
   	<string>The bounty of</string>
   	<string>The prize of</string>
   	<string>The sum of</string>
   	<string>The amount of</string>
   	<string>The exorbitant amount of</string>
   	<string>The generous offer of</string>
   	<string>For the effective erradication of this foul creature,</string>
   	<string>We are willing to pay</string>
   	<string>To ensure the demise of the target,</string>
	</array>

	<key>level_one_mark_fee</key>
	<array>
	<string>200</string>
	</array>			

	<key>assassination_board_part6</key>
	<array>
	<string>will be available to anyone bringing about</string>
	<string>will be paid upon</string>
	<string>will be given upon</string>
   	<string>is offered to ensure</string>
   	<string>is offered in order to ensure</string>
   	<string>is offered to ensure</string>
   	<string>will be paid to whomever brings about</string>
   	<string>will be given to whomever brings about</string>

	</array>

	<key>mark_gender</key>
	<array>
	<string>his</string>
	<string>her</string>
	</array>
	
	<key>assassination_board_part7</key>
	<array>
	<string>termination</string>
	<string>murder</string>
	<string>permanent retirement</string>
	<string>extermination</string>
	<string>removal</string>
	<string>retirement</string>
	<string>elimination</string>
	<string>death</string>
	<string>deletion from the space lanes</string>
	<string>demise</string>
	<string>accidental death</string>
	<string>involvment in an unfortunate incident</string>
	<string>fall in combat</string>
   	<string>demise</string>
   	<string>death</string>
   	<string>passing</string>
   	<string>assassination</string>
   	<string>destruction</string>
   	<string>extinction</string>
   	<string>anihilation</string>
   	<string>obliteration</string>
   	<string>confirmed termination</string>
   	<string>confirmed kill</string>
  	<string>confirmed demise</string>
  	<string>confirmed death</string>
  	<string>confirmed passing</string>
   	<string>confirmed assassination</string>
   	<string>confirmed destruction</string>
   	<string>confirmed extinction</string>
   	<string>confirmed anihilation</string>
   	<string>confirmed murder</string>
   	<string>confirmed obliteration</string>
   	<string>biting hard vacuum</string>
   	<string>conversion to space dust</string>
   	<string>total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions</string>
   	<string>snuffing out</string>
   	<string>wasting</string>
   	<string>reaping.</string>
   	<string>meeting the ancesters</string>
   	<string>personally checking the validity of religious beliefs</string>
   	<string>being killed</string>
   	<string>being sent to the netherworld</string>
   	<string>being terminally on the wrong side of a laser</string>
   	<string>being terminated</string>
   	<string>being shown the depth of our displeasure in categorical and terminal terms</string>
   	<string>being shown the depth of our displeasure in a categorical and final way</string>
   	<string>being shown the consequences of callousness</string>
   	<string>being tought about action and reaction</string>
   	<string>being tought a terminal lesson</string>
	</array>


</dict>
</plist>

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:47 am**

going on the "dead or alive" idea
it would'nt be that much more effort to have two bounties,,,, one if ya just kill the guy, one if ya bring the guy in alive, (scoop up the escape pod obviously)

i mean its already in the code for the game,

id have a go myself but im up to eyebrows in fortran for uni

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:30 pm**

Some more suggested crimes/terminal errors which I hope are of some use:

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   <string>wanted for cheating at Hoopy</string> 
   <string>a known cat-juggler</string>
   <string>wanted for spamming bulletin boards</string>
   <string>seen urinating in a public convenience</string>
   <string>convicted of moral turpitude</string>
   <string>suspected of imagining the death of a monarch</string>
   <string>wanted for persistent breaches of sumptuary laws</string>
   <string>who failed to read the small print on the organ-donor card</string>
   <string>guilty of chump-dumping</string>
   <string>wanted for Umpty-bagging</string>
   <string>a known Black Medical and organlegger</string>
   <string>convicted of crimes against reality</string>
   <string>seen passing the Maleveian Lethal Brandy counter-spinwards</string>
   <string>a sit-com star</string>
   <string>guilty of food-blending</string>
   <string>wanted for talking smack</string>
   <string>wanted for docking violations too numerous to mention</string>
   <string>a third-degree solipsist</string>
   <string>wanted for lese majeste</string>
   <string>a singer of popular songs</string>
   <string>seen whistling on a Tuesday</string>
   <string>a known Thargoid sympathiser</string>
   <string>whose library books are overdue</string>
   <string>an inveterate abuser of medicinal megaweed</string>
   <string>a convicted shrew-rustler</string>
   <string>a peddler of vapourware</string>

I've spotted a few typos -- corrections below:

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   <string>whose death is required in the interests of GalCop>/string>
   <string>of Lave Metal Works Incorporated</string>
   <string>of the Arexeian Broadcasting Corporation</string>
   <string>wanted for non-payment of fines</string>
   <string>wanted for causing a total existence failure in the Sol System</string>

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:08 pm**

wanted for literary crimes.

CEO as first namepart

maybe use more looping to create more varied descriptions with less code:

[mark_compiled_descriptions]
"a [personality_adjective] [appearance_adjective] [bodysurfacedescription] [racetype or profession description]",
"a group of [personality_adjective] [22] [4]oids", etc.

[personality_adjective]
eccentric, mad, tidy, [bad,ill,well,evil, badly]-tempered, []groomed, smallminded, priestly, sweet, unappealing, unremarkable, wellknown, unknown, etc.

[appearance adjective]
[colourlist (gray, maroon, purple,...)], slimy, pine-scented, conventionally, cybernetically enhanced, etc.

[bodysurfacedescription]
furred, scaled, skinned, naked, clothed, armour-clad, etc.

[racetype or profession description]
you got this section well and truly covered.

edit:
I forgot to examplify the looping...well, just look at how planet descriptions are put together: lists of descriptions using other lists to string things along or not.
[whole description] = [<string>, [lista]<string>, etc]
[lista] = [<string>, [lista] <string>, [listb] <string>]
[listb] = [<string>, [listc]]
etc. stringing lists of strings together. This way, some parts of the descriptive composition can be left out, in contrast to if you string them like: [whole description] = [ [lista] + [listb] + [listc] ]

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:54 pm**

Thanks everybody (keep em coming in though!)

Seems to be working and generating pleasing sillyness like this:-

I've added a description of the marks ship.

I'll get a test OXP out soon. Won't allow you to take any contracts yet, but will use the mission screen to allow you to view the Bullitin Board showing three hits a page or so.

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Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:15 pm**

Added a title to proceed the nick names:-

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Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:37 pm**

[obscure references]Vogons?! An intelligent shade of blue?! I wonder about their original DNA... Not that I can talk too much, but at least I had shame enough to only bring up Herman's nickname - and not that other 'mighty pirate' he often met in lost islands![/obscure references]

P.S.1: you said that it would make billions of combinations, but in four trials you got the head on a spear twice... it's still a barbaric Ooniverse out there!
P.S.2: another typo - you mistyped contractor as contracter.
P.S.3: You have to remove "Lord" as the mark can be a "Lady"
P.S.4: Good idea to handle the nicknames, but remember that many titles are too self-important to de defiled by a nick... "Prime-minister 'Blaster' Keyes sounds just awful. The press called Air Chief Marshal Sir Arthur Harris of 'Bomber' Harris, his service dubbed him 'Butcher' Harris', but nobody soiled the rank by associating his disreputable nicks to it. Even honorable or praising nicks as 'Desert Fox' don't sound so well if you put it as "FeldMarshall Erwin 'Desert Fox' Rommel"...
P.S.5: just to make a nice round number.

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:45 pm**

Good job so far

A small problem: "a unusally marked mamba"

Other crimes:

planning and preparation of aggressive war

crimes against felinity

thought crime

embezzlement

space station arson

lobstoid identity theft

blackmail

vandalism

tax evasion

espionage

bribery

obstruction of justice

perjury

malfeasance in office

hate crime

(and accessory, attempt, conspiracy, incitement, solicitation)

sorry if this OXP starts to make Oolite remind you too much of work LB

Other titles

Commissar
Comrade
General Secretary
Grand Inqusitor
Arch Bishop
Coach
Chairman
Prince
Count
Sheikh
Ambassador

(or more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titles )

Posted: **Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:08 pm**

<key>mark_race_part2</key>

bovine

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