Oolite Bulletins

"Take pot shots at a Seedy Space Bar
Pop a hardhead on the main station's face
Pick a fight with the local Viper Interceptor Ace
Charge into a fight with pirates your first time out in space.

Dumb ways to fly,
The Jamesons' way to fly,
Dumb ways to fly,
So many Jameson ways to fly..."

Get taken by Thargs to interstellar space.
Take a hard head missile to the face
Stir Black Monks into a fit.
Take a military laser hit

Dumb ways to fly
Jameson ways to fly
Dumb ways to fly
Jameson ways to fly

Rear end a boa just for fun.
strafe the station and then fail to run.
Cut your engine outside the exit slit.
Take on a monk loan, but forget, to repay it.

Dumb ways to fly,
The Jameson ways to fly,
Dumb ways the fly,
The Jameson ways to fly...

Map your eject to your fire key.
Go on a Coriolis killing spree.
Drop a smart bomb near a naval base
Pull a u-turn, the second, you hit witchspace.

Dumb ways to fly,
The Jameson ways to fly,
Dumb ways the fly,
The Jameson ways to fly...

so do we have enough for a song yet?