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Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:56 am
by Cmdr Wyvern
Rxke wrote:http://cleverbot.com/ is sometimes impressively good.
More often hilariously/depressingly bad....
I started asking how he/it was...
How are you?
I'm good how are you?
Pretty good, thank you.
Can you give me a cookie?
A flash cookie?
Why are you calling me a cookie?
A short chat with Cleverbot:
Cleverbot: Why is there never anything on TV?
User: There is, if you happen to like reality shows.
Cleverbot: I said I had never been to uk.
User: The UK has Dr. Who. Aren't they lucky.
Cleverbot: Yes they are delicious.
User: Yes, yummy Englanders.
.
Cleverbot: There's a party in my tummy!
You can't make this stuff up.
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:13 am
by Rxke
AcidBot....
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:36 pm
by CommonSenseOTB
Cmdr Wyvern wrote:Rxke wrote:http://cleverbot.com/ is sometimes impressively good.
More often hilariously/depressingly bad....
I started asking how he/it was...
How are you?
I'm good how are you?
Pretty good, thank you.
Can you give me a cookie?
A flash cookie?
Why are you calling me a cookie?
A short chat with Cleverbot:
Cleverbot: Why is there never anything on TV?
User: There is, if you happen to like reality shows.
Cleverbot: I said I had never been to uk.
User: The UK has Dr. Who. Aren't they lucky.
Cleverbot: Yes they are delicious.
User: Yes, yummy Englanders.
.
Cleverbot: There's a party in my tummy!
You can't make this stuff up.
Perhaps, like the Daleks that have an organic bit inside, Cleverbot is part thargoid, to find Englanders so yummy!
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:01 pm
by Smivs
You might enjoy
this then
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:48 pm
by Rxke
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:04 pm
by RyanHoots
Smivs wrote:You might enjoy
this then
That's hilarious! Now we just need to get Cleverbot to talk to a Talking Carl...
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:33 am
by commanderxairon
I AM MYSELF PART BOT PART HUMAN
IT WAS A CRAZY NIGHT AT LAS VEGAS FOR MY MOM
HAPPY???
BOTS ARE PERSONS TOO YOU KNOW?
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:44 pm
by Mauiby de Fug
commanderxairon wrote:BOTS ARE PERSONS TOO YOU KNOW?
Just reminds me of
this...
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:26 am
by maaarcooose
Okay... this it too much fun. My chat log:
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: HI!
User: Am I wasting my time writing my oofic?
Cleverbot: Which girl?
User: I think you misunderstood me. My question was about my OOlite inspired fan fiction. Read the previous question again.
Cleverbot: I'm looking at the chatbox and I'm not seeing any questions.
User: Do you want me to repeat the question?
Cleverbot: No, you're too lazy remember?
User: I can remember fine, I think you just have trouble reading my previous messages.
Cleverbot: Do you have mns?
User: Whats mns?
Cleverbot: A beard is hair on your face.
User: Your answer is a little surreal. Do you have a beard?
Cleverbot: Language is not an abstract topic; it is not fitting for an answer deemed 'romantic'.
User: Ok, lets try something simpler. Your bizarre mind obviously cannot handle this level of complexity. How do you feel?
Cleverbot: Because you always misplace the peanut butter.
User: Surrealism it is then. Monkey tanks fighting wars in pools of melted butter.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a complex biological system, one which requires a brain to work, correct?
User: Antarctic brain freeze creates electric mist in the annuls of history.
Cleverbot: Roflmao.
Damn I'm not getting any work done today now.
!m!
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:38 pm
by Cmdr Wyvern
Re: A really crazy idea...
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:59 pm
by Commander Trigg
Some more gems from Cleverbot...
Which is better, Data from Star Trek or the Terminator.
I think an onion ring, what do you think?
I've always wanted to go to Japan.
Why don't you go there then?
Because it is in florida.
Japan is in Florida now? That must have been a big earthquake!
Yes.