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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:01 pm
by Cmdr. Maegil
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</me pokes with the sword and sniffs around>
<schhzzzzzin-tchink>
https://bb.oolite.space/profile.php? ... ile&u=1890
Erm, I - this guy smelled funny! It's just that!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:30 pm
by Captain Hesperus
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<looks through sniper scope at new user (Cobra El Diablo)>
<decides to keep an eye on him/her/it>
Capt'n H
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:06 pm
by Captain Hesperus
<blows dust off rifle>
Still got it....
Capt'n H
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:10 pm
by Disembodied
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There's
https://bb.oolite.space/profile.php?mode ... ile&u=1892 who's been here a week now and not a squeak... I dunno: I might be getting a false positive off this baloney sandwich...
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:14 am
by Cmdr. Maegil
Well, well, well! It seems this one got in while nobody was looking...
<schhzzzzzin-tchink>
https://bb.oolite.space/profile.php? ... ile&u=1917
Didn't go far, though!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:39 am
by Rxke
huh? That's not a spammer IMO
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:03 am
by Commander McLane
Rxke wrote:huh? That's not a spammer IMO
I agree. The link goes to a valid user profile. And why shouldn't a board member be interested in funny cars? There is
another one with a flying obsession already.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:40 pm
by Cmdr. Maegil
Uhm... Erm... Sorry about that, then... would you mind to hold the head on the neck stump while I perform a quick bit of field surgery? </me gets a stapler>
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:29 pm
by Captain Hesperus
Cmdr. Maegil wrote:Uhm... Erm... Sorry about that, then... would you mind to hold the head on the neck stump while I perform a quick bit of field surgery? </me gets a stapler>
Need some skin glue?
Captain Hesperus
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:54 pm
by Rxke
Duct tape will do fine, I'm sure
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:20 pm
by Cmdr. Maegil
Duct tape with some nails pointing out to look like a spiked collar, mirrored shades and we prop him sitting against the wall at a table on the bar.
Put an empty bottle before him, and presto: nobody will ever notice the resulting... ahem, scar.
Until someone shakes him to pay and vacate the table, that is...
I'll have some of that glue just in case.
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:31 pm
by Captain Hesperus
I was going to say that there are several new members with usernames that, shall we say, smell distinctly like pork luncheon meat. Then I am delivered a figurative
smack in the face.
<shrugs, re-wraps rifle in oilskins>
Captain Hesperus
P.S. Welcome to the Boards, fx3_hdrive!
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:53 pm
by FSOneblin
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oliveriax's post on the your add here, his signature link is really, well, spam. I think we can all see that, so I am filled with fear! The spam came for me, They had a taste, and they're coming back for me! Help me!
Don't panic, FSOneblin
Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 1:48 am
by Disembodied
He shoots, he scores! Chalk one up to FSOneblin!
Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 7:26 pm
by Captain Hesperus
Goddammit!!
<stamps off in a huff>
Captain Hesperus