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* (Norwegian Daleks?) No, they'd go after those that create rakfisk.

The Dahleks shall reign supreme. All inferior lifeforms shall be exterminated, especially those that produce spam. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!

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@CH

Here's a new toy for you. Enjoy!
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(Ammo not included :twisted: )
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Gatlings are nice, but for sheer weight of fire you can't beat the Vulcan
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6,000 rounds a minute. I estimate that with an unlimited supply of ammo, I could fill the entire clock tower from the ground floor to the bell floor with spent casings in about 20 minutes. That'd be about three spammers :twisted:

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Why do you think I didn't include ammo with the Gat? :roll:

Besides, I thought snipers should have at least SOME marksmanship... Do you actually need 40000 tries to hit a spammer?! :shock:
You know those who, having been mugged and stabbed, fired, dog run over, house burned down, wife eloped with best friend, daughters becoming prostitutes and their countries invaded - still say that "all is well"?
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* (I was thinking Hugo Weaving)

Spam, spam, spam, spam. Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam, oh beautiful spam.

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(I wonder if those are Victor Hugo discounts...)
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[quote="Cmdr. Maegil"]Why do you think I didn't include ammo with the Gat? :roll:

Besides, I thought snipers should have at least SOME marksmanship... Do you actually need 40000 tries to hit a spammer?! :shock:[/quote

The average soldier loses his life for 50,000 poorly placed rounds.

The marine sniper does it for that 1 perfect shot..


Besides if you are looking for the ultimate weapon then surely it would be one of these!!!

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I reckon by the postscript this one's Kosher.
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