Stranglehold - a Captain Hesperus adventure

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Stranglehold - a Captain Hesperus adventure

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Presenting Stranglehold, another sorry tale from the unorthodox life of Captain Hesperus.

This story highlights many of the difficulties faced by merchant captains in the Co-operative today. It provides interesting insights into negotiation techniques, the desirability of smooth commander–crew relations, and the importance of hats, and shows how some trades can have awkward consequences.

Contains: 1 song; 1 Star Wars in-joke; and the phrase "unnatural lusts". Downloadable as a PDF or an EPUB file.
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Looking forward to it. :D
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A great tale, Big D... such a 'loveable' character, is the good Captain.
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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A truly great tale... Kudos to you and a feather in your cap. Keep 'em coming
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Thanks, folks! I've also uploaded a mobi version for those that want it.
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Very cool, thank you for that.
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Ah, poor Rus. A most enjoyable read.
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An enjoyable tale indeed, but one must ask. Just how many lives does that damn cat have?
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quatermass wrote:
An enjoyable tale indeed, but one must ask. Just how many lives does that damn cat have?
:D He's a survivor. Just about ...
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Disembodied wrote:
quatermass wrote:
An enjoyable tale indeed, but one must ask. Just how many lives does that damn cat have?
He's a survivor. Just about ...
Heh... whatever his other failings, he does know how to fight his ship!
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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El Viejo wrote:
Heh... whatever his other failings, he does know how to fight his ship!
That's true, definitely, but I don't think he likes it. Quite apart from the danger, there's the sheer expense ...
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A wonderful piece.

As usual, your use of language makes my own writings feel crude by comparison.

Looking forward to the next one.

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maaarcooose wrote:
... your use of language makes my own writings feel crude by comparison.
Yeah... the Mind-in-a-Mech is a tough act to follow!
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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Thanks, guys! :oops: The highfalutin' dialogue is just a poor pastiche of Jack Vance, although I hope it at least gives the impression that Hesperus will try to talk rings around people if given half a chance ...

I should also confess here that, following the court case of "Captain Hesperus v. Sensation Press, Inc.", a judicial ruling declared that a) since the Captain was so unreliable personally, and b) since the established facts of his life were so unlikely, he was impossible to defame: henceforth it was open season on his name and reputation. So this version of the good Captain's story may not completely correspond, in all areas, with what actually happened.
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A much enjoyed read. Thanks for this entertaining ride through a few days in the crazy life of the grey-furred feline captain Hesperus.
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