<Smivs posts a Random Hit contract.....>
"A contract for the herbicide of a verminous green pest who goes by the name of Fatleaf, sometimes Leafy. This bounder tried to get an innocent Commander to eliminate three upstanding pillars of society who thought him their friend. This task will not be easy, so a fee of 10 000Cr will be paid on successful completion. The weed can be found in the Dyjeztev system flying a nauseatingly green Cobra S9"
This is some great smack-talk! One of my favorite things about Random Hits is the contracts, about 99% of the time they completely crack me up, and this contract is no exception - although I think 10 000 CR is a little low, after all, he is an intergalactic spam assassin !
"I'll laser the mark all while munching a fistful of popcorn." - Markgräf von Ededleen,Marquess, Brutal Great One, Assassins' Guild Exterminator
--------------------------- At the helm of the Caduceus Omega,'Murderous Morrígan'
The Guildmaster informed you:- Intelligence indicates that the mark is currently flying a Vintage Adder and enjoying a touring holiday in the vicinity of Orramaor's companion planet Apollodorus
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It is good to really take note of the mission screens
Would have helped if I had seen this earlier . Anyway, I found the squirmy, innocent rodent, and eliminated him . He leaves behind a widow and rather large litter.
Thanks for the help, fellow murders , and thank you to all that put this OXP together, it has real edge-of-your-seat excitement (I've said enough already, I don't want to be a spoiler )
"I'll laser the mark all while munching a fistful of popcorn." - Markgräf von Ededleen,Marquess, Brutal Great One, Assassins' Guild Exterminator
--------------------------- At the helm of the Caduceus Omega,'Murderous Morrígan'
I have to say, never during any missions that I've encountered have I become such a dirty rotten scoundrel .
I've always tried to "keep the nose clean", but that's basically impossible in Assassins' Guild missions - however, this has made things quite interesting .
Perhaps we should start a thread about the highest legal statuses achieved during an Assassins mission .
Oh yeah, I've reached a little <+1000 in a single mission .
"I'll laser the mark all while munching a fistful of popcorn." - Markgräf von Ededleen,Marquess, Brutal Great One, Assassins' Guild Exterminator
--------------------------- At the helm of the Caduceus Omega,'Murderous Morrígan'
Thanks for the help. Just give me three names... and I'll bring the iron throne from Riedquat for you. 
This is some great smack-talk! One of my favorite things about Random Hits is the contracts, about 99% of the time they completely crack me up, and this contract is no exception - although I think 10 000 CR is a little low, after all, he is an intergalactic spam assassin 
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. Anyway, I found the squirmy, innocent rodent, and eliminated him 
. He leaves behind a widow and rather large litter. 
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