my place "bombed" nearly

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I know this has nothing todo with anything, just felt like letting you all know...

im 33, and this weekend my appartment was nearly bombed...

Bet you didnt see this coming after you read the first half sentence..,.

10 meters... which is like 10.94 yards from my home, a man was jaulous at his Ex-girlfreind, and decieded that he at 3:10, where me and my fiancee was sleeping... to bomb the "stairway entrance" to 6 other appartments..

we are living in a small flat...

he used a 30 centimer fireworkbomb which exploding power is equal to 1 stick of TNT... or Dynamite..

It was Quite an awakening....

when we eventually got out... we where held back by firemen and police...
we saw that the entire front entrance was gone...

two of the five reinforced concrete stairs was broken off and had fallen into the cellar....

i could go on and on...

but goto http://www.123hjemmeside.dk/skanderborgbilleder

and click the link fotoalbum to watch pictures of the "accident"

luckly our appartment is protected by 2 walls that was in between it and the explosion so it may not have suffered any damage(until it has been X-rayed).

Nobody got hurt luckly

but Quite am awakening.. i tell you that

i have never heard anything so loud in my life.. as that explostion



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[Cmdr. Maegil]

YOU... TERRORMONGER!

Whom are you working for? Which of the status quo minions organization instructed you to try and spread fear amongst the gullible? CIA? MI6? Mossad? Maybe it's the Imperial IX (Intelligence) Protectorate? Or do you answer to Anders 'Perjury' Rasmussen and his PET boys?

Whatever, just begone. I banish you to await your evil masters in the deepest pits of damnation!

[Captain Hesperus]

On the subject of rude awakenings (but not quite bombings!!), I remember an event from 4-5 years back when Mrs. Hesperus and I were living in a ground flat in Chatham, Kent. Our back window and kitchen exterior door opens out into a communal car parking area and, due to the infernal architecture of the area, every sound eminating from the back street that accesses the parking area is bounced off our bedroom window. Early one morning, I am awoken by the sound of several cars screeching to a halt at the end of the drive. Naturally peeved, I thrust open the curtains and go to open the window to hurl a mouthful of justifiable abuse at the perpetrators. It is at this point that I actually *look* at the three cars and notice they are police cars and that the occupants have got out and are brandishing MP5s in a decidedly 'don't f**k with me' manner. Furthermore, two of said officers were sighting up on *me*. It is at this point that my neighbour from upstairs emerges down his rear staircase and attempts to approach the police, but is firmly but quietly indicated to return indoors. It turned out later that one of the neighbours in a house that adjoins onto the car park was a suspected drug- and gun-runner and the police were in the process of arresting him. It also turned out that he had no drugs, guns or indeed any idea what the police were on about as it was a complete cock-up, since the guy's name was similar to a known drug- and gun-runner and they had only picked up on it after he had paid a fine for speeding.

Captain Hesperus

[JensAyton]

I got nearly blown up once, when I was about eight. A water heater with a capacity of several tonnes had been “repaired” recently, and the safety valve broken. One night, it took off. The nearest building cracked down the middle, windows up to a kilometer away shattered, the adjecent dormitories (this being on the campus of a boarding school) were evacuated. The remains of the heater were found embedded several metres deep into quite firm earth half a kilometre away.

I slept through it, about a hundred metres from the launch site.

[Dr. Nil]

Far out

10 meters... which is like 3 feet

I'd really like to see some pictures of your shoes too, Mr Bigfoot

@Capt'n: Sounds like something from Terry Gilliam's brilliant 'Brazil'

Edit
http://www.123hjemmeside.dk/picture.aspx?id=9365540
Gotta love tabloid front page layouters though

Top: Has a hard time with sex

Middle: Picture of flavor-of-the-year pop star

Bottom (large types): Wanted to bomb ex-girlfriend.

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uhmm yards.. im metric...

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google is my freind... well 10 meters or 10.94 yards

sry