Oolite Bulletins

<camera view: Deep space, a planet in the middle distance is partially eclipsing the solitary star of the system. Mid-screen text reads "Witchspace Beacon inbound to Reidquat". The camera view sweeps around to the Witchspace Beacon itself> A jump cloud blossoms into life like the silent bl...

There's no such thing as 'killing innocents', there is only 'eliminating potential Offenders and Fugitives'...

Guess who's back.

Captain Hesperus

Damn, that's me out then...

Captain Hesperus

Note. HOW would you check if the person is really 18+? I fear that just slapping "Adult Content" sticker on it would just make kids go "OMG PR0N" and massively register there. Edit: damn filter... And? In the long run, they would trawl around space, looking for nekkid chicks, wh...

P.S. I'm really enjoying this. Whoever had the idea of adding a Fiction forum should be paid copious amounts of money... Yes, I totally agr........ hhhhannnng on a second. This isn't some kind of trick, is it? https://bb.oolite.space/viewtopic.php?t=6090&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlig...

I hear what you're saying - should I ever get enough time to play the game - my plan is to own a SC... I feel you there. I started a new Jameson a few weeks back, current status: Stardate: 2084317:03:33:08 Cash: 142672.9 Legal Status: Clean Rating: Dangerous (2226) Cobra Mark III: Large Cargo Bay E...

That's not me.

Though if you add a Chew-i-bar to it's paws, it'd be a good representation of Stepan.

Captain Hesperus

It's like a man who naturally emits a constant loud "EEEEEEEEEEE!" sound and likes to hang around libraries. You get that too? I thought it was just me... Captain Hesperus P.S. I'm really enjoying this. Whoever had the idea of adding a Fiction forum should be paid copious amounts of money...

Screet wrote:

Stupid animal couldn't even keep his own ship, ship shape. (??? own ship in shape?)

This is fine, but I suggest for clarity's sake:
"Stupid animal couldn't even keep his own vessel ship-shape."

Captain Hesperus

Worlds 33.Tetier, 41.Beanxeat, 55.Esebiin, and 202.Qutius are regretfully uncovered by any Galactic Navy Sector Command. Though efforts have been made to colonise worlds to bridge the gap, religious protesters have prevented any attempts to do so, stating that "It is the will of the Lords Bell...

offering or telling?

Captain Hesperus

rubbing it in...

Captain Hesperus

Implies deviant behaviour?

Captain Hesperus

Now that Gal3 is up and in progress.... For those two lonesome planets #133, Ditere and #206, Atlaar, (top left, under the 'OO' in OOLITE) I'd like to propose the name, 'The Wanderers' or, alternatively, 'The Lost Worlds'. One corp poor industrial, one mainly industrial feudal. Not a great combinat...

Naughty post incrementer!

Captain Hesperus